1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:17,647 --> 00:00:19,327 Alex, get serious. 4 00:00:20,007 --> 00:00:24,327 Alan Iverson and 20 points could not help your team. 5 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:27,247 ALEX: You know, Julie, I think we looked pretty good at that last game. 6 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:29,607 Yeah, too bad the other team showed up. 7 00:00:29,687 --> 00:00:32,687 You're the only team in history that should be sued for malpractice. 8 00:00:32,807 --> 00:00:34,287 So we've had a bad streak. 9 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:36,127 19 games, to be exact. 10 00:00:36,207 --> 00:00:37,807 Well, today we'll turn it around. 11 00:00:37,887 --> 00:00:39,607 Against the Warriors? 12 00:00:39,687 --> 00:00:41,967 Yeah. Right. They're undefeated. 13 00:00:42,727 --> 00:00:46,247 Tyler will be scraping you off the bottom of his sneakers. 14 00:00:51,767 --> 00:00:54,127 So, hey, Julie, are we gonna shoot hoops after school? 15 00:00:54,247 --> 00:00:55,647 Are you kidding? 16 00:00:55,727 --> 00:00:57,407 I'm gonna kick your butt. 17 00:00:57,487 --> 00:00:58,887 Hasta luego. 18 00:00:59,247 --> 00:01:00,487 So long. 19 00:01:02,767 --> 00:01:04,567 BOY: Yo, Joker! T.J.! 20 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,047 SECOND BOY: Stick, what's up, man? 21 00:01:07,127 --> 00:01:08,327 ALEX: Hey! What's up, guys? 22 00:01:08,407 --> 00:01:09,647 THIRD BOY: what's up, Ben? 23 00:01:09,727 --> 00:01:11,887 Hey, Joker's got the answer to our basketball problems. 24 00:01:11,967 --> 00:01:13,167 -Yeah? -Yeah. 25 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:14,847 My dad's doing some research on cloning. 26 00:01:14,927 --> 00:01:17,687 If we get him to clone you, you could pass it to yourself. 27 00:01:17,767 --> 00:01:19,607 You know what? That's hilarious. 28 00:01:19,687 --> 00:01:21,087 (BELL RINGS) 29 00:01:23,887 --> 00:01:27,327 BOY: Two Alexes? That's not hilarious. That's frightening. 30 00:01:27,447 --> 00:01:29,327 Of course, you might need those two bodies 31 00:01:29,447 --> 00:01:31,607 when Mrs. Klein catches you. 32 00:01:33,087 --> 00:01:34,607 Mr. Schlotsky. 33 00:01:37,127 --> 00:01:38,567 (BELL RINGS) 34 00:01:48,647 --> 00:01:50,687 Oh! Oh! Just give it to me. 35 00:01:51,687 --> 00:01:52,807 Whoa! 36 00:01:52,927 --> 00:01:54,487 When we celebrate Hanukkah, 37 00:01:54,567 --> 00:01:58,407 We are really celebrating the story of Judah and the Maccabees, 38 00:01:58,807 --> 00:02:01,407 A story that began over 2,000 years ago 39 00:02:04,287 --> 00:02:06,887 during one of the Earth's darkest hours. 40 00:02:06,967 --> 00:02:10,127 The cruel king Antiochus had conquered the world, 41 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:13,607 and decreed that all people in every land 42 00:02:13,687 --> 00:02:16,247 should pay tribute to his pagan gods. 43 00:02:16,327 --> 00:02:19,327 He sent merciless armies to enforce his decree 44 00:02:19,887 --> 00:02:22,327 And to slaughter all who disobeyed. 45 00:02:22,687 --> 00:02:28,767 Antiochus succeeded everywhere except in one corner of the empire... 46 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:33,407 In a land called Israel. 47 00:02:34,007 --> 00:02:35,487 (WIND BLOWING) 48 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:40,967 (PERSON SCREAMS IN DISTANCE) 49 00:02:41,047 --> 00:02:44,127 TEACHER: Though the people stubbornly resisted, 50 00:02:44,327 --> 00:02:46,967 they were no match for Antiochus' army, 51 00:02:48,967 --> 00:02:51,287 and in the face of certain doom, 52 00:02:51,687 --> 00:02:57,967 the people of Israel desperately needed a great leader. 53 00:02:58,087 --> 00:02:59,607 (HORN BLOWING) 54 00:03:08,207 --> 00:03:09,807 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 55 00:03:10,527 --> 00:03:13,167 CROWD: Victory, victory, big score now! 56 00:03:13,447 --> 00:03:15,327 V-i-c-t-o-r-y! Victory! 57 00:03:28,047 --> 00:03:29,807 CROWD: V-i-c-t-o-r-y! 58 00:03:30,487 --> 00:03:32,567 Victory, victory, me oh my! 59 00:03:33,047 --> 00:03:34,567 V-i-c-t-o-r-y! 60 00:03:35,447 --> 00:03:36,767 (CHEERING) 61 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:39,127 Give it up now, Schlots. 62 00:03:39,207 --> 00:03:41,487 Maybe I'll show you some mercy. 63 00:03:41,687 --> 00:03:43,567 In your dreams, Tyler. 64 00:03:44,647 --> 00:03:45,967 (CHEERING) 65 00:03:50,207 --> 00:03:51,727 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 66 00:03:53,607 --> 00:03:55,727 -(COACH AND PLAYERS YELLING) -(CROWD CHEERING) 67 00:03:55,807 --> 00:03:58,407 That's it, Tyler! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! 68 00:03:58,687 --> 00:03:59,767 Yes! That's it! 69 00:03:59,847 --> 00:04:02,327 All right, now, straighten them out! 70 00:04:02,847 --> 00:04:05,527 (PLAYERS AND CROWD CHEERING AND SHOUTING) 71 00:04:05,887 --> 00:04:07,887 MAN: Okay, let's keep it up! 72 00:04:09,407 --> 00:04:11,167 -Coach Simowitz. -Huh? 73 00:04:11,247 --> 00:04:13,887 A little--a little coaching, or some help, maybe? 74 00:04:13,967 --> 00:04:16,247 Oh, of course. Absolutely. Of course. 75 00:04:16,327 --> 00:04:17,847 I can do that. 76 00:04:18,927 --> 00:04:20,647 We are the Lions 77 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,007 The mighty, mighty Lions 78 00:04:23,887 --> 00:04:25,647 Yes, Warriors! Whoo! 79 00:04:26,607 --> 00:04:28,207 The mighty, mighty Lions 80 00:04:28,287 --> 00:04:30,247 Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Yes! 81 00:04:30,567 --> 00:04:31,727 Score! 82 00:04:31,927 --> 00:04:33,207 Must be getting ugly. 83 00:04:33,287 --> 00:04:35,687 Coach Larry has already launched into his victory dance. 84 00:04:35,767 --> 00:04:38,367 It started ugly. It's approaching hideous. 85 00:04:38,447 --> 00:04:40,087 Come on, Schlots! 86 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:42,447 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 87 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:45,087 Pass the ball! 88 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,447 PLAYER: I'm open! 89 00:04:46,527 --> 00:04:47,807 Pass it! 90 00:04:47,967 --> 00:04:49,767 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 91 00:04:55,367 --> 00:04:56,487 -(WHISTLE BLOWS) -Hey, Ref! 92 00:04:56,567 --> 00:04:59,047 REFEREE: got a technical foul, number 5 blue. 93 00:04:59,127 --> 00:05:00,847 -PLAYER: it's not worth it. -Watch your temper, T.J. 94 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:02,847 Watch the game, Ref! He was charging. 95 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:04,367 Or haven't you read the rule book yet? 96 00:05:04,447 --> 00:05:05,727 (WHISTLE BLOWS) That's it. You're out of here. 97 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:07,367 T.J.: Gee, thanks for the favor. 98 00:05:07,447 --> 00:05:09,447 PLAYER: Don't sweat it, Teej. 99 00:05:09,527 --> 00:05:11,047 Hey, Schlots... 100 00:05:11,487 --> 00:05:12,927 How does it feel to be on the worst team 101 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:14,687 In the entire history of basketball? 102 00:05:14,767 --> 00:05:16,447 Lay off him, Tyler. It's just a game. 103 00:05:16,527 --> 00:05:18,567 Sounds more like a massacre. 104 00:05:18,647 --> 00:05:20,367 But if you think this is bad, 105 00:05:20,447 --> 00:05:22,927 Wait till you see what we're gonna do to you in the tourney. Yeah! 106 00:05:23,007 --> 00:05:24,527 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 107 00:05:24,887 --> 00:05:26,327 32, this way. 108 00:05:27,807 --> 00:05:29,407 (CROWD CHEERING) 109 00:05:30,127 --> 00:05:31,767 PLAYER: Come on! 110 00:05:32,687 --> 00:05:34,447 I'm getting a new hard drive for Hanukkah. 111 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:35,807 200 gigs of memory. 112 00:05:35,887 --> 00:05:38,567 That's enough to download the entire library of congress. 113 00:05:38,647 --> 00:05:39,927 T.J.'s the one who's got it made. 114 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,287 Christmas and Hanukkah? 115 00:05:41,367 --> 00:05:42,487 Half Jewish, half Christian 116 00:05:42,567 --> 00:05:43,687 Equals total holiday score. 117 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:45,567 What about you, Stick? 118 00:05:45,647 --> 00:05:46,927 You guys, man. 119 00:05:47,007 --> 00:05:48,047 What? 120 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,567 Hanukkah should be about the Maccabees 121 00:05:49,647 --> 00:05:51,567 And the miracle of light that followed their victory. 122 00:05:51,647 --> 00:05:53,727 I'll take presents over some old fairy tale. 123 00:05:53,807 --> 00:05:56,207 The miracle of light, my friend, is no fairy tale. 124 00:05:56,287 --> 00:05:59,807 Okay, one day's worth of oil just magically burning for eight? 125 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,327 I mean, come on, man, these things just don't happen. 126 00:06:02,407 --> 00:06:04,407 But that's why they call it a miracle. 127 00:06:04,487 --> 00:06:06,087 What about you, Schlots? What are you asking for Hanukkah? 128 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:08,527 Besides the word "pass" being removed from the English language. 129 00:06:08,607 --> 00:06:09,927 Hey, I would pass 130 00:06:10,007 --> 00:06:11,127 If the definition of "pass" on this team 131 00:06:11,207 --> 00:06:13,207 Wasn't turnover. We stink. 132 00:06:13,487 --> 00:06:14,887 The only way we know how to score 133 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:16,007 is on the P.S.A.T.s. 134 00:06:16,087 --> 00:06:17,167 1470. 135 00:06:17,327 --> 00:06:18,407 1520. 136 00:06:18,527 --> 00:06:20,847 1600. In my sleep. 137 00:06:20,927 --> 00:06:22,127 1540, okay? 138 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:24,767 Now can we please stop talking about the P.S.A.T.s? 139 00:06:25,407 --> 00:06:27,007 Every year, we get humiliated 140 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,447 in the liberty tournament. 141 00:06:28,527 --> 00:06:31,287 Well, this year, the tourney is in our home gym. 142 00:06:31,927 --> 00:06:34,087 And I don't want to stink. For once, I want to win. 143 00:06:34,967 --> 00:06:36,327 (LAUGHTER) 144 00:06:47,887 --> 00:06:49,127 ALEX: Losing is bad enough, Dad, 145 00:06:49,207 --> 00:06:51,687 but the other guys don't even care. 146 00:06:51,807 --> 00:06:54,127 Do you know we've lost 20 straight? 147 00:06:54,207 --> 00:06:55,647 I'm not sure. Can you hum a few bars? 148 00:06:55,727 --> 00:06:56,927 Ba-dum-pah! 149 00:06:57,007 --> 00:06:58,367 That joke is so old. 150 00:06:58,487 --> 00:07:00,207 Hello, Doctor. Not old. 151 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,327 Well seasoned. 152 00:07:01,447 --> 00:07:02,887 What's old is losing. 153 00:07:02,967 --> 00:07:05,487 We hold an all-time league record for games lost. 154 00:07:05,567 --> 00:07:07,847 I know it's tough, but hey, it's not the end of the world. 155 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,087 Mom, the liberty tournament 156 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:10,407 is the most important even of my life. 157 00:07:10,487 --> 00:07:11,527 It's huge. 158 00:07:11,607 --> 00:07:14,727 Really? As huge as, for instance, law? Medicine? 159 00:07:15,327 --> 00:07:18,007 Education? Remember when you wanted to be a superhero? 160 00:07:18,087 --> 00:07:20,167 Or the time you tried to make rocket fuel 161 00:07:20,247 --> 00:07:21,487 So you could blow yourself to the moon? 162 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:22,647 What? 163 00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:27,007 I think what your mom's saying is that as we get older, 164 00:07:27,087 --> 00:07:28,527 -Our dreams can change. -Well... 165 00:07:28,607 --> 00:07:30,007 Basketball is my dream. 166 00:07:30,087 --> 00:07:31,527 That results in what, dear? The NBA? 167 00:07:31,607 --> 00:07:32,727 Maybe. 168 00:07:32,807 --> 00:07:34,327 How many players are there in the NBA? 169 00:07:34,407 --> 00:07:35,487 348. 170 00:07:35,607 --> 00:07:38,487 So with 125 million adult males in this country, 171 00:07:38,607 --> 00:07:41,327 that means your odds of making it are about 172 00:07:41,447 --> 00:07:43,327 One in 350,000. 173 00:07:43,447 --> 00:07:44,967 (PAGER BEEPING) 174 00:07:45,847 --> 00:07:47,687 Ugh. Gotta run to the hospital. 175 00:07:48,327 --> 00:07:49,807 Look, Alex... 176 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:51,447 I'm not trying to dump on your dreams. 177 00:07:51,527 --> 00:07:54,007 I'm just trying to help you keep things in perspective. 178 00:07:55,607 --> 00:07:58,607 We'll talk about that rocket fuel thing later. 179 00:08:08,207 --> 00:08:10,007 Hey...You all right? 180 00:08:10,087 --> 00:08:11,847 (SIGHING) Yeah, sure. 181 00:08:12,087 --> 00:08:14,927 I mean, what does Mom know about basketball? 182 00:08:15,327 --> 00:08:16,727 Yeah. Nice. 183 00:08:16,807 --> 00:08:19,207 You know, the NBA takes players from all over the world, 184 00:08:19,287 --> 00:08:21,367 so actually, your chances are much worse. 185 00:08:21,447 --> 00:08:23,727 Thanks. Now I'm really cheered up. 186 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:26,407 Alex, she means well, okay? But for your mother, 187 00:08:26,487 --> 00:08:28,207 being a doctor is the most exciting thing 188 00:08:28,327 --> 00:08:29,887 a person could ever do with her life. 189 00:08:31,287 --> 00:08:34,687 As exciting as hitting a three-pointer right at the buzzer? 190 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:38,967 Okay, how about a little one-on-one? 191 00:08:39,247 --> 00:08:40,727 For the last piece of my double fudge cake? 192 00:08:40,807 --> 00:08:42,967 Show me your moves, old man. 193 00:08:43,327 --> 00:08:44,807 Well seasoned. 194 00:08:47,007 --> 00:08:48,247 -Whoa! -Oh! 195 00:08:49,407 --> 00:08:51,007 (ALARM SOUNDING) 196 00:08:53,287 --> 00:08:56,167 -(LAUGHS) -I'd like to see you do that. 197 00:09:03,407 --> 00:09:04,607 Rabbi Lewis... 198 00:09:04,687 --> 00:09:05,887 He bum fakes... 199 00:09:05,967 --> 00:09:07,127 Spins by Shaq... 200 00:09:07,207 --> 00:09:09,087 Running rabbi, he double clutches, 201 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:10,247 elevates for the jump-up... 202 00:09:10,327 --> 00:09:11,727 He shoots... 203 00:09:11,967 --> 00:09:13,167 Scores! 204 00:09:13,847 --> 00:09:15,087 Wah! Ah! 205 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,367 From downtown. 206 00:09:17,447 --> 00:09:18,807 Hi, Alex... 207 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:20,367 Uh, come in, come in, come in. 208 00:09:21,287 --> 00:09:23,327 Uh, something on your mind? 209 00:09:23,407 --> 00:09:25,247 Besides the yarmulke? 210 00:09:25,327 --> 00:09:26,367 Heh. 211 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,167 Well... 212 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:32,807 You said in class that when the people of Israel were up against the ropes, 213 00:09:32,927 --> 00:09:34,927 Judah Maccabee led them to victory. 214 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:37,007 Oh, so you were listening. 215 00:09:37,527 --> 00:09:39,807 Our team needs a Judah Maccabee. 216 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,207 Is that so? 217 00:09:42,287 --> 00:09:44,807 Mr. Simowitz has never played basketball. 218 00:09:44,887 --> 00:09:47,207 I don't think he's ever worn a pair of shorts. 219 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,767 Can you hire us a real coach? 220 00:09:48,847 --> 00:09:51,127 Uh, well, your mother chairs our board of directors. 221 00:09:51,207 --> 00:09:52,967 Have you discussed this with her? 222 00:09:53,047 --> 00:09:55,087 (SIGHS) She's not much of a basketball fan. 223 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,487 Heh, heh, heh. 224 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:58,327 It's hopeless. We're hopeless. 225 00:09:58,407 --> 00:10:00,967 With the blessed one, nothing is ever hopeless. 226 00:10:01,047 --> 00:10:02,647 So you'll get us a coach? 227 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:03,967 No. 228 00:10:04,087 --> 00:10:05,487 -But you said-- -Judah. 229 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:07,247 Judah will get us a coach? 230 00:10:07,327 --> 00:10:09,927 You said your team needs a Judah Maccabee. 231 00:10:10,007 --> 00:10:12,807 Right. So, when is this supposed to happen? 232 00:10:13,007 --> 00:10:14,567 When or where is not the question. 233 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:18,567 The question is, will you recognize this Judah when you see him? 234 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,607 What do you think the rabbi meant? 235 00:10:26,687 --> 00:10:27,887 How should I know? 236 00:10:27,967 --> 00:10:29,007 He meant that if you don't want to flunk, 237 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,727 you should be studying your biology. 238 00:10:30,807 --> 00:10:31,847 Come on, Stick. 239 00:10:31,927 --> 00:10:33,807 Maybe the rabbi meant, 240 00:10:34,007 --> 00:10:37,007 when you're really up against it, God gives you what you need. 241 00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:39,607 You know, like sending an angel to watch over you. 242 00:10:39,687 --> 00:10:42,087 Right now, the Lions need a coach, 243 00:10:42,687 --> 00:10:44,487 not some lousy angel. 244 00:10:57,887 --> 00:10:59,487 Think he can jam? 245 00:11:03,207 --> 00:11:04,287 Whoa. 246 00:11:05,527 --> 00:11:07,127 Wait. Where you going? 247 00:11:07,207 --> 00:11:08,407 Alex... 248 00:11:12,967 --> 00:11:14,967 Mind if I rebound for you? 249 00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:24,247 What's he doing? 250 00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:26,167 Being a Schlots. 251 00:11:27,727 --> 00:11:29,767 You got serious game. Where do you play? 252 00:11:29,847 --> 00:11:31,047 Don't. 253 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,847 Okay, uh, where did you play? 254 00:11:35,927 --> 00:11:37,847 Must've been somewhere. 255 00:11:39,487 --> 00:11:40,567 My name's Alex Schlotsky. 256 00:11:40,647 --> 00:11:42,647 My friends call me Schlots. 257 00:11:42,927 --> 00:11:44,367 What's yours? 258 00:11:44,927 --> 00:11:46,807 None of your business. 259 00:11:51,847 --> 00:11:53,727 Give me the ball, kid. 260 00:11:55,927 --> 00:11:58,727 Tell me your name, I'll give you the ball. 261 00:12:06,807 --> 00:12:08,087 All right. We'll have a shoot-out. 262 00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:10,007 Anything but dunks, okay? 263 00:12:10,927 --> 00:12:12,687 If I miss first, I'll leave you alone, 264 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:16,007 But if you miss first, you gotta tell me your name. 265 00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:20,487 How about you don't give me the ball, 266 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:23,367 And I stuff you through that hoop sideways? 267 00:12:29,447 --> 00:12:31,887 Well, that worked. Except for the stuffing you 268 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:33,727 through the hoop sideways part. 269 00:12:33,807 --> 00:12:35,247 Hey, come on! 270 00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:38,247 I'm only 14. How hard can it be? 271 00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:42,407 Well, guess you'll never know his name. 272 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,447 Virginia. JM 165. 273 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,207 STICK: JM 165? 274 00:12:53,287 --> 00:12:55,407 His license plate. It's a specialty plate. 275 00:12:55,487 --> 00:12:57,087 University of Virginia Boosters. 276 00:12:57,167 --> 00:13:01,207 So, we'll check men's basketball rosters. 277 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:06,567 There he is. 278 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,007 Lamont Carr. 279 00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:11,327 Point guard for the Virginia Cavaliers. 280 00:13:11,407 --> 00:13:13,607 So, how come you only get Bs in school? 281 00:13:13,687 --> 00:13:15,927 It's a matter of passion, Mr. Stick. 282 00:13:16,007 --> 00:13:17,927 Look at his stats, man. 283 00:13:18,927 --> 00:13:21,127 You thinking what I'm thinking? 284 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,487 Uh-huh. That Lamont Carr is-- 285 00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:24,847 Is Judah Maccabee. 286 00:13:24,927 --> 00:13:26,047 Yeah. 287 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,687 Wait. No. Man. What are you talking about? 288 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,527 Lamont's nickname was "the Hammer." 289 00:13:30,607 --> 00:13:32,087 So was Judah Maccabee's. 290 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:33,727 It's for his killer dunks. 291 00:13:33,807 --> 00:13:36,127 -Judah could dunk? -Lamont, idiot. 292 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,287 And think about the license plate. 293 00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:41,887 JM 165. JM--Judah's initials. 294 00:13:41,967 --> 00:13:45,287 And 165, the year the Maccabees drove out the invaders 295 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,447 and reclaimed the temple. 296 00:13:46,527 --> 00:13:48,447 Well, you're forgetting one little thing. 297 00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:50,527 Judah's been dead almost 2,000 years. 298 00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:51,807 2,160. 299 00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:54,447 Well, Judah Maccabee or not, 300 00:13:54,887 --> 00:13:56,287 I think we might have our angel. 301 00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,247 Hey, guys, hitting the books? 302 00:13:58,327 --> 00:13:59,367 Hi, Mom. 303 00:13:59,487 --> 00:14:01,367 I made you some cookies. 304 00:14:05,327 --> 00:14:06,447 (ALEX AND STICK STAMMER) 305 00:14:06,527 --> 00:14:07,647 -We're-- -I can't-- 306 00:14:07,727 --> 00:14:09,207 After supper. 307 00:14:09,727 --> 00:14:10,967 Got it. Men at work. 308 00:14:11,047 --> 00:14:12,727 I'll just leave them here, in case you change your mind. 309 00:14:14,727 --> 00:14:17,807 Last time I tried to eat one of your mom's cookies, 310 00:14:17,927 --> 00:14:19,327 I chipped a tooth. 311 00:14:19,407 --> 00:14:20,887 I heard that, Goldstein. 312 00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,207 I got a violin lesson. 313 00:14:26,287 --> 00:14:28,327 And I gotta study for an algebra quiz, and so do you. 314 00:14:28,407 --> 00:14:29,927 Look, it'll only take half an hour. 315 00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:31,327 Forget it. 316 00:14:31,487 --> 00:14:34,007 Look, if you guys don't want to see the ghost of Judah Maccabee, 317 00:14:34,087 --> 00:14:35,167 Suit yourselves. 318 00:14:35,247 --> 00:14:36,407 Ghost? 319 00:14:36,607 --> 00:14:37,847 What are you talking about? 320 00:14:37,927 --> 00:14:39,847 Come with me and Stick if you want to find out. 321 00:14:39,927 --> 00:14:42,327 All right. That's enough. You boys get any louder, 322 00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:43,967 you'll raise the dead. 323 00:14:44,047 --> 00:14:45,727 Alex and Stick already have, Mrs. Klein. 324 00:14:45,807 --> 00:14:48,527 They just saw the ghost of Judah Maccabee. 325 00:14:49,127 --> 00:14:50,527 I'm surprised Mr. Schlotsky would recognize anybody 326 00:14:50,607 --> 00:14:52,207 who wasn't a basketball player. 327 00:14:52,287 --> 00:14:54,007 Actually, he w-- Ohh! 328 00:14:54,447 --> 00:14:57,527 It was just a figment of our overactive imagination. 329 00:14:57,607 --> 00:15:00,527 Brought on by too much sugar and video games. 330 00:15:00,887 --> 00:15:02,247 Right, Stick? 331 00:15:02,327 --> 00:15:03,647 Of course. 332 00:15:03,847 --> 00:15:07,087 Let's, uh, let's go. No more sugar for you, big guy. 333 00:15:13,887 --> 00:15:16,767 T.J.: There is no way that is Judah Maccabee. 334 00:15:17,687 --> 00:15:19,567 I mean, it doesn't even look like him. 335 00:15:19,647 --> 00:15:21,807 You know what Judah Maccabee looks like? 336 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:25,087 Well, I'm pretty sure he wasn't 6'5, African-American. 337 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:27,767 JOKER: Oh, I know. Why don't we ask him? 338 00:15:27,847 --> 00:15:29,447 Excuse me, tall guy, 339 00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:32,247 you wouldn't happen to be a Jewish military hero 340 00:15:32,327 --> 00:15:33,807 who, uh, started Hanukkah 341 00:15:33,887 --> 00:15:36,327 and has been dead over 2,000 years? 342 00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:40,247 Look, all that matters is that when we needed a coach, 343 00:15:40,327 --> 00:15:43,407 this really amazing player shows up at our very park. 344 00:15:43,487 --> 00:15:44,887 What are the odds? 345 00:15:45,007 --> 00:15:46,487 I'm gonna go talk to him, okay? 346 00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:49,287 You guys start playing and try to look... 347 00:15:49,487 --> 00:15:50,967 Not terrible. 348 00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,927 Hey, it's me again. 349 00:15:58,327 --> 00:16:00,007 -Yo, Splot. -Schlots. 350 00:16:01,847 --> 00:16:03,807 That's my team practicing over there. 351 00:16:03,887 --> 00:16:06,167 T.J., Joker, Stick, and Big Ben. 352 00:16:07,287 --> 00:16:08,807 My sympathies. 353 00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:13,047 You know, we haven't won a game in two years. 354 00:16:13,127 --> 00:16:14,927 Really? Only two years? 355 00:16:15,127 --> 00:16:17,407 Well, we got this big tournament coming up. 356 00:16:17,487 --> 00:16:18,727 Less than a month. 357 00:16:18,807 --> 00:16:20,687 You think you can help us win? 358 00:16:22,287 --> 00:16:24,447 Hey, man, we're not that bad. 359 00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,967 Okay, we're that bad, but that's why we need you. 360 00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:32,287 I mean, don't you believe in helping the less fortunate? 361 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,127 Best help I can give your team-- 362 00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:36,287 Find them a different hobby. 363 00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:39,287 Look, you don't have to come to any of our games, 364 00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:41,447 Just, you know, coach us here. 365 00:16:41,527 --> 00:16:43,447 Look, kid, even if I wanted to, I just-- 366 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,727 Don't have the time. 367 00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:46,287 I say you do. 368 00:16:46,887 --> 00:16:47,927 Pardon me? 369 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,127 I checked you out on the web. 370 00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:51,287 -You what? -Your name's Lamont Carr. 371 00:16:51,407 --> 00:16:52,727 You played for the University of Virginia. 372 00:16:52,807 --> 00:16:54,327 After playing for the Cavaliers, 373 00:16:54,407 --> 00:16:56,327 You went to the Continental Basketball Association, 374 00:16:56,407 --> 00:16:57,807 where you played for five years. 375 00:16:57,887 --> 00:17:00,487 Till you wrecked your knee and had to have three surgeries. 376 00:17:00,567 --> 00:17:02,247 Knee's better, okay? 377 00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:04,487 And I'm here waiting for a tryout with the Sixers. 378 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:06,487 Not baby-sit a bunch of kids. 379 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,327 Look, we need a coach, not a baby-sitter. 380 00:17:08,407 --> 00:17:11,327 You're just waiting. You got time to help us out. 381 00:17:11,407 --> 00:17:13,167 You know, you're wasting your time on basketball. 382 00:17:13,247 --> 00:17:14,647 You should be a lawyer. 383 00:17:14,727 --> 00:17:16,167 -So, you'll do it? -No. 384 00:17:16,247 --> 00:17:17,327 I'm a player. 385 00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:19,287 Coach is for has-beens and wannabes. 386 00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:20,927 We can pay you. 387 00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:25,127 How much? 388 00:17:30,247 --> 00:17:32,327 Only 20? And 20 more after. 389 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,767 You bought yourself an hour, not a second more. 390 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,487 Tomorrow at 4:00. 391 00:18:01,407 --> 00:18:02,647 Where's Dad? 392 00:18:02,727 --> 00:18:05,167 He had to leave early. He's showing the Bender condo. 393 00:18:05,247 --> 00:18:06,647 -Again. -So... 394 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:08,887 -You're cooking? -Yeah. 395 00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:10,407 I wanted to do something special for you. 396 00:18:10,487 --> 00:18:12,807 I know how much you like waffles. 397 00:18:14,047 --> 00:18:15,967 Is this because I did something bad? 398 00:18:16,047 --> 00:18:18,247 Kidding. You want something from me? 399 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,567 Can't I just treat you 'cause you're my son, 400 00:18:20,647 --> 00:18:22,207 And I love you? 401 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,247 (SIGHS) All right. 402 00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:26,087 There's this program at the hospital. 403 00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:28,727 Students shadow doctors around for a week, 404 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,407 see how they like the profession. 405 00:18:30,487 --> 00:18:32,927 If you're interested, I can speak to one of my colleagues. 406 00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:34,087 Ohh. 407 00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:37,167 There. 408 00:18:37,927 --> 00:18:39,447 (CLICKS TONGUE) 409 00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:43,407 -(CLATTERS ON PLATE) -Okay, here's the deal: 410 00:18:43,487 --> 00:18:45,247 You promise to think it over, 411 00:18:45,327 --> 00:18:47,087 I'll let you cook your own breakfast. 412 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,567 -Deal. -Yummy. 413 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,247 He's not coming. 414 00:18:54,327 --> 00:18:56,447 Since he's a ghost, maybe he's already here, 415 00:18:56,527 --> 00:18:59,727 And we just can't see him. (HUMMING X-FILES THEME) 416 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,407 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 417 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,607 Hey, Lamont, you made it. 418 00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:06,127 -Yeah, Judah. -Judah? 419 00:19:06,207 --> 00:19:09,447 It's what we Jewish people call our great athletes. 420 00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:11,967 You know, in case we ever have one. 421 00:19:14,047 --> 00:19:15,767 Why you guys smiling? 422 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:18,807 Never seen guys smile before they ran 17-55s. 423 00:19:19,047 --> 00:19:20,287 What are 17-55s? 424 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:24,047 It's a set of 17 wind sprints from sideline to sideline. 425 00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:26,767 Unless everyone finishes in 55 seconds, 426 00:19:26,847 --> 00:19:28,647 you run another set. 427 00:19:29,887 --> 00:19:31,287 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 428 00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,287 For this, we're paying? 429 00:19:38,407 --> 00:19:39,807 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 430 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,447 Faster. Faster. 431 00:19:43,847 --> 00:19:45,367 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 432 00:19:45,447 --> 00:19:47,447 A minute and 30? 433 00:19:49,407 --> 00:19:51,487 Come on, guys, run it again. 434 00:19:51,927 --> 00:19:53,247 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 435 00:19:53,327 --> 00:19:56,367 What kind of practice is this? Practice to have a heart attack? 436 00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:00,247 Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. 437 00:20:00,327 --> 00:20:01,847 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 438 00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:04,127 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 439 00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:07,847 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 440 00:20:08,087 --> 00:20:10,087 -(BLOWS WHISTLE) -ALL: Ball! 441 00:20:12,847 --> 00:20:15,287 That was terrible. 17-55s! 442 00:20:30,007 --> 00:20:31,207 All right. 443 00:20:31,287 --> 00:20:32,487 That's all for today, guys. 444 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:35,287 What did we ever do to make you hate us? 445 00:20:35,447 --> 00:20:36,527 I'm not here to like you. 446 00:20:36,607 --> 00:20:38,887 I'm here to make a bad team into a better one. 447 00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:41,047 The quickest way I know how to do that is through conditioning. 448 00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:43,207 Schlots. 449 00:20:56,647 --> 00:20:59,207 Next time, you pay me before practice. 450 00:21:01,847 --> 00:21:03,487 See you tomorrow. 451 00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:36,607 This is ridiculous. 452 00:21:36,687 --> 00:21:40,087 I'll show you guys once and for all this guy isn't Judah Maccabee. 453 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:42,727 Judah had four brothers and a dad named Matthias, right? 454 00:21:42,807 --> 00:21:44,127 My bad boys ready to rumble? 455 00:21:44,247 --> 00:21:46,367 Yeah, in a sec. First, though, we have a couple of questions, 456 00:21:46,447 --> 00:21:48,567 Like, what's your dad's name? 457 00:21:48,847 --> 00:21:50,287 Mr. Carr to you. What's this about? 458 00:21:50,367 --> 00:21:51,607 Well, if you're gonna be our coach, 459 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:54,967 don't we have the right to know something about you? 460 00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:57,327 Okay. They called him Skip. 461 00:21:57,527 --> 00:21:58,607 Ha ha! 462 00:21:58,687 --> 00:21:59,767 But his real name was Matthew. 463 00:21:59,847 --> 00:22:01,127 Close enough. 464 00:22:01,207 --> 00:22:02,967 How many brothers do you have? 465 00:22:03,047 --> 00:22:04,847 Three. There was a fourth. 466 00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:08,767 Policeman, D.C., But he was killed 10 years ago. 467 00:22:11,687 --> 00:22:12,927 Okay, then. 468 00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:23,887 You know, I'm sorry about your brother, man. 469 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,327 Here's an extra 10 470 00:22:29,647 --> 00:22:32,167 if I never have to hear 17-55 again. 471 00:22:34,207 --> 00:22:36,167 Thanks for reminding me. 472 00:22:36,247 --> 00:22:39,007 Yo! 17-55! 473 00:22:39,087 --> 00:22:40,647 Come on. Do it. No, no. 474 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,327 From end to end. 475 00:22:45,927 --> 00:22:49,047 Hey, Schlots, who's chasing you? We're over here. 476 00:22:49,127 --> 00:22:50,727 Good one, Tyler. 477 00:22:50,807 --> 00:22:52,927 See you in the tourney. First round, anyway. 478 00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:54,567 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 479 00:22:55,447 --> 00:22:57,767 Schlots, did I tell you to stop? 480 00:22:57,927 --> 00:22:59,887 -Let's get out of here. -Come on. 481 00:23:01,367 --> 00:23:02,887 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 482 00:23:09,727 --> 00:23:11,087 (HONKS HORN) 483 00:23:11,327 --> 00:23:12,887 We can't afford to keep paying him. 484 00:23:12,967 --> 00:23:14,887 My parents are starting to ask me questions. 485 00:23:14,967 --> 00:23:16,927 Mine think I'm spending it on junk food. 486 00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:18,327 If only it were true. 487 00:23:18,407 --> 00:23:20,007 Yeah, and what good is it doing us? 488 00:23:20,087 --> 00:23:22,767 Come on. At least Ben can make it up and down the court. 489 00:23:22,887 --> 00:23:24,287 Great. Now he's lousy at both ends. 490 00:23:24,367 --> 00:23:26,407 Why can't we just ask our parents for the money? 491 00:23:26,487 --> 00:23:29,567 No way. My mom can't find out about this. Got it? 492 00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:32,407 Then you come up with the cash. Got it? 493 00:23:41,807 --> 00:23:43,487 Dr. J, sorry, man. 494 00:23:43,767 --> 00:23:45,767 Sometimes you gotta take one for the team. 495 00:23:45,847 --> 00:23:47,087 (CAR HORN HONKS) 496 00:23:47,167 --> 00:23:50,407 MRS. SCHLOTSKY: Hey, Alex, come down here, please. 497 00:23:54,007 --> 00:23:55,607 Hey, great news. 498 00:23:56,007 --> 00:23:58,767 You got a slot in the hospital shadow program. 499 00:23:58,847 --> 00:24:00,207 -What? -Yeah. 500 00:24:00,687 --> 00:24:02,287 Starting Monday, after school, 501 00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:04,287 you'll be following Dr. Grimwald around. 502 00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:07,207 Mom, I can't. I've got basketball practice. 503 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,287 Well, this is a rare opportunity, Alex. 504 00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:10,967 They may not do it next year. 505 00:24:11,047 --> 00:24:13,967 Look, I'm sorry, but I've gotta practice for the tourney. 506 00:24:14,047 --> 00:24:16,447 And I've gotta get you ready for life. 507 00:24:16,567 --> 00:24:17,767 (SIGHS) 508 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,567 Thanks, Mom. You're the greatest. 509 00:24:26,327 --> 00:24:28,327 Your parents will freak. 510 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,647 They gave you this card for your Bar Mitzvah. 511 00:24:30,727 --> 00:24:32,967 What is the point of selling it to pay for Lamont 512 00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:34,567 when you're not even gonna be there? 513 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,967 This way the other guys can still practice. 514 00:24:37,047 --> 00:24:39,167 Believe me, they need it if we're gonna win that tournament. 515 00:24:39,247 --> 00:24:40,647 I can't do it all on my own. 516 00:24:40,727 --> 00:24:42,647 Really? And when did that change? 517 00:24:42,727 --> 00:24:44,807 Julie, all you ever talk about is basketball, 518 00:24:44,887 --> 00:24:46,327 you come to all my games, 519 00:24:46,407 --> 00:24:48,567 but you still don't understand what the games mean to me. 520 00:24:48,647 --> 00:24:50,167 You know what I understand? 521 00:24:50,247 --> 00:24:54,167 Getting to go on rounds with a famous doctor, that I understand. 522 00:24:55,247 --> 00:24:57,807 That's a great idea. You take my place. 523 00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,327 What would your mom say? 524 00:24:59,407 --> 00:25:01,527 Just let me handle that, okay? 525 00:25:02,247 --> 00:25:04,167 Come on. With all the suffering there is in the world, 526 00:25:04,247 --> 00:25:07,047 it'd be wrong if you didn't take my place. 527 00:25:07,927 --> 00:25:10,167 Lamont was right. You should've been a lawyer. 528 00:25:16,087 --> 00:25:19,647 You got no compression. Your rings, your valves are shot. 529 00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:22,207 Gotta figure 300 to get it back on the road. 530 00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:24,367 500 if you want it done right. 531 00:25:24,447 --> 00:25:26,207 When you decide, give me a call. 532 00:25:33,127 --> 00:25:34,487 Hey, Coach. 533 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,567 I got your money. 534 00:25:37,207 --> 00:25:38,967 Sorry, Schlots, deal's off. 535 00:25:39,207 --> 00:25:40,647 What's wrong? 536 00:25:40,967 --> 00:25:42,567 I just can't help you anymore. 537 00:25:42,647 --> 00:25:45,447 My van went bust on me. I gotta come up with some serious cash. 538 00:25:45,567 --> 00:25:47,327 We'll pay you double. 539 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:51,487 No. No, no, I can't do that to you guys. 540 00:25:51,567 --> 00:25:53,167 Come on. You need the money, 541 00:25:53,287 --> 00:25:55,087 And with less than two weeks till the tourney, 542 00:25:55,207 --> 00:25:57,487 we definitely need the practice. 543 00:25:57,887 --> 00:26:00,407 Here. I can give you the rest later. 544 00:26:03,727 --> 00:26:05,407 I appreciate this. 545 00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:12,287 There's, uh, there's just one more thing. 546 00:26:14,927 --> 00:26:16,727 Why am I not surprised? 547 00:26:17,567 --> 00:26:20,247 Um, well, you know, you love basketball. 548 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,927 I love basketball. 549 00:26:23,767 --> 00:26:26,327 But the other guys are starting to hate it. 550 00:26:26,407 --> 00:26:28,327 And if you could ease up a little-- 551 00:26:28,407 --> 00:26:30,167 I mean, not much. We definitely still want, you know, 552 00:26:30,247 --> 00:26:31,527 we want to win the tourney, 553 00:26:31,607 --> 00:26:34,327 but try and help them love the game, too. 554 00:26:37,327 --> 00:26:38,727 Hey, Lamont. 555 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:41,967 My dogs. 556 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,487 Okay, now that is it. 557 00:26:44,767 --> 00:26:47,207 First you try to kill us, now you're calling us names. 558 00:26:47,287 --> 00:26:48,527 Chill. Chill. 559 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,727 Dogs is an expression like... 560 00:26:51,287 --> 00:26:52,887 My brother, my man. 561 00:26:52,967 --> 00:26:55,127 It's basketball talk for cool. 562 00:26:56,207 --> 00:26:57,247 Oh. 563 00:26:57,687 --> 00:27:00,407 So, should we start running till we puke? 564 00:27:04,807 --> 00:27:06,487 No. Today we shoot. 565 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,087 Shoot? 566 00:27:10,647 --> 00:27:11,807 Shoot. 567 00:27:15,647 --> 00:27:17,767 He's not a ghost. He's a God. 568 00:27:18,407 --> 00:27:19,647 Oh, yeah. 569 00:27:20,927 --> 00:27:22,087 Bingo. 570 00:27:23,127 --> 00:27:24,967 Man, I hate this game! 571 00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:26,807 You're thinking too much. 572 00:27:26,887 --> 00:27:29,647 You gotta get your head out of the way of your body. 573 00:27:29,727 --> 00:27:32,887 Try it again. This time, don't think, just relax. 574 00:27:33,727 --> 00:27:35,087 Shoot now. 575 00:27:37,767 --> 00:27:39,367 I love this game! 576 00:27:40,847 --> 00:27:43,407 All right, dogs, that's all for today. 577 00:27:44,487 --> 00:27:47,207 ALEX: So, uh, how are we doing? Be honest. 578 00:27:47,687 --> 00:27:50,567 Well, I would have to say you guys have, um, 579 00:27:51,687 --> 00:27:53,007 Potential. 580 00:27:53,847 --> 00:27:55,167 Us? 581 00:27:55,527 --> 00:27:58,607 A bunch of Jewish kids like us have basketball potential? 582 00:27:58,687 --> 00:28:00,167 Don't do that. 583 00:28:00,367 --> 00:28:02,607 Don't put yourselves in a box, ever. 584 00:28:02,687 --> 00:28:04,447 Look, if we're gonna do this thing, 585 00:28:04,527 --> 00:28:06,007 You've gotta start believing in yourselves. 586 00:28:06,087 --> 00:28:07,847 -You said "We." -What? 587 00:28:08,367 --> 00:28:11,047 You said, "If we're gonna do this thing." 588 00:28:17,527 --> 00:28:19,887 ALEX: There's no other way, T.J. If we don't get Lamont 589 00:28:19,967 --> 00:28:21,887 the money to fix his van, we lose him. 590 00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:24,967 And if we lose Lamont, we lose the tournament. 591 00:28:25,887 --> 00:28:27,807 Yeah. We are gonna win. 592 00:28:27,887 --> 00:28:30,567 Just get as many coffee mugs as you can. 593 00:28:30,887 --> 00:28:33,287 -(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) -MRS. SCHLOTSKY: Alex? I'm home. 594 00:28:33,367 --> 00:28:35,127 Oh, um, call the others 595 00:28:35,207 --> 00:28:37,607 and, uh, remember, don't sleep in. 596 00:28:39,207 --> 00:28:40,407 -Hi. -Hey. 597 00:28:41,047 --> 00:28:42,127 So... 598 00:28:42,567 --> 00:28:43,647 How'd it go? 599 00:28:43,727 --> 00:28:45,487 Um, how did what go? 600 00:28:45,607 --> 00:28:47,007 The hospital. 601 00:28:47,127 --> 00:28:48,567 Oh. That. Um. 602 00:28:49,407 --> 00:28:52,487 It went by so fast, it was like I was hardly even there. 603 00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:55,567 See? I knew you'd like it if you gave it a try. 604 00:28:56,127 --> 00:28:58,487 So, did you, like, feel good karma? 605 00:28:58,567 --> 00:29:01,207 Mojo, mom. Nobody under 50 says karma. 606 00:29:01,647 --> 00:29:02,927 Ah. Mojo. 607 00:29:04,927 --> 00:29:06,487 Good night, Mom. 608 00:29:06,767 --> 00:29:08,767 Book's upside-down, dear. 609 00:29:15,247 --> 00:29:17,207 Hey, Stick, how much money we got so far? 610 00:29:17,287 --> 00:29:18,727 Still short. 611 00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:21,527 If some people would do less eating and more selling, 612 00:29:21,607 --> 00:29:22,727 we'd be into some profit. 613 00:29:22,807 --> 00:29:23,927 What? 614 00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:27,207 JOKER: Who's next? Best coffee in all Philly. 615 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,367 This is guaranteed to put the hip in your hop, 616 00:29:29,447 --> 00:29:32,527 the slip in your slide, the boo in your boo-tay. 617 00:29:37,287 --> 00:29:39,287 Except yours, Mrs. Klein. 618 00:29:40,287 --> 00:29:41,367 I mean-- 619 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:42,687 Not that your hop isn't hip, 620 00:29:42,807 --> 00:29:45,087 Or that there's no boo in your-- 621 00:29:46,447 --> 00:29:47,527 Alex. 622 00:29:47,807 --> 00:29:49,287 Mr. Schlotsky. 623 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:57,647 Mr. Schlotsky, what is going on here? 624 00:29:58,287 --> 00:29:59,487 Where? 625 00:30:02,647 --> 00:30:03,967 Oh. Well-- 626 00:30:05,647 --> 00:30:07,247 That's a fundraiser. 627 00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:10,087 For some unfortunate kids searching for... 628 00:30:11,647 --> 00:30:14,687 Better coordination and a greater sense of self-esteem. 629 00:30:14,767 --> 00:30:16,167 Right, guys? 630 00:30:23,487 --> 00:30:25,087 Have a great day. 631 00:30:25,167 --> 00:30:26,727 (BOYS MUTTERING) 632 00:30:27,167 --> 00:30:28,527 Smile, guys. 633 00:30:31,167 --> 00:30:34,167 JOKER: If she buys that, I'll eat my yarmulke. 634 00:30:37,687 --> 00:30:38,927 You're in a good mood. 635 00:30:39,007 --> 00:30:41,927 Alex is finally getting excited about becoming a doctor. 636 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,527 I feel like I've done something good. 637 00:30:44,687 --> 00:30:47,287 Maybe some of your good karma will help me sell the Bender condo. 638 00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:48,767 -Mojo. -Say what? 639 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,247 Karma is so out, dear. Mojo is in. 640 00:30:52,167 --> 00:30:53,487 I'm impressed. 641 00:30:53,567 --> 00:30:56,607 You have to stay on top of these things if you want to be hip. 642 00:30:56,687 --> 00:30:58,287 You know, I can't seem to find the espresso machine. 643 00:30:58,367 --> 00:31:00,007 Then I guess you'll have nojo. 644 00:31:00,087 --> 00:31:01,127 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 645 00:31:01,207 --> 00:31:02,727 (WHISPERING) very good. 646 00:31:02,807 --> 00:31:04,007 Hello? 647 00:31:04,327 --> 00:31:05,887 Oh, Mrs. Klein. 648 00:31:06,207 --> 00:31:09,607 Yeah, Alex is on rounds with Dr. Grimwald this morning. 649 00:31:11,447 --> 00:31:12,887 Interesting. 650 00:31:14,367 --> 00:31:15,967 Aw, come on, move it or lose it. 651 00:31:16,047 --> 00:31:17,847 I'm thinking lose it. 652 00:31:18,607 --> 00:31:20,927 Dr. Schlotsky would like to have a word with you. 653 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,567 -Am I in trouble? -I certainly hope so. 654 00:31:25,887 --> 00:31:27,647 ALEX: I was just doing what you told me to. 655 00:31:27,727 --> 00:31:29,127 RABBI LEWIS: Odd. I don't recall suggesting 656 00:31:29,207 --> 00:31:31,327 that you con Julie, lie to your parents, 657 00:31:31,407 --> 00:31:32,807 and hustle strangers for money. 658 00:31:32,887 --> 00:31:34,327 Well, maybe not exactly. 659 00:31:34,407 --> 00:31:35,487 Huh? 660 00:31:35,567 --> 00:31:37,167 Okay, maybe not at all. 661 00:31:37,247 --> 00:31:38,967 I believe we were talking about Judah Maccabee. 662 00:31:39,087 --> 00:31:40,487 Yeah. And if we wanted to win, 663 00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:42,327 we would need a great leader like Judah. 664 00:31:42,407 --> 00:31:44,647 And then Lamont Carr shows up at our very park. 665 00:31:44,727 --> 00:31:46,487 It was like it was meant to be. 666 00:31:46,567 --> 00:31:49,007 Now Mom says we can't be coached by some stranger anymore. 667 00:31:49,087 --> 00:31:50,607 Well, I think your mother has a point. 668 00:31:50,727 --> 00:31:52,007 Yeah, but doesn't the Torah say that 669 00:31:52,087 --> 00:31:55,007 we should invite the stranger in and love him as ourselves, 670 00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:57,527 because we were once strangers in the land of Egypt? 671 00:31:57,607 --> 00:32:00,007 You're absolutely right. That's thinking. 672 00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:01,167 Yes. 673 00:32:01,247 --> 00:32:03,527 And that's why I'm going to invite Mr. Carr 674 00:32:03,607 --> 00:32:06,207 to join you and your family at my house for shabbas dinner. 675 00:32:09,687 --> 00:32:11,447 (PRAYING IN HEBREW) 676 00:32:28,807 --> 00:32:30,727 RABBI LEWIS: Go ahead. No, eat, eat. 677 00:32:30,807 --> 00:32:32,327 Sarah makes the best gefilte fish. 678 00:32:32,407 --> 00:32:34,807 Here. Try it with the horseradish. 679 00:32:35,807 --> 00:32:37,607 Horseradish? On fish? 680 00:32:37,967 --> 00:32:39,087 Yeah. 681 00:32:43,287 --> 00:32:45,367 Uh, salt and pepper, please. 682 00:32:48,807 --> 00:32:50,567 Outstanding, Mrs. Lewis. 683 00:32:50,647 --> 00:32:52,887 Sarah, please. We're not that formal. 684 00:32:52,967 --> 00:32:54,567 Try my chopped liver, Mr. Carr. 685 00:32:54,647 --> 00:32:56,727 Lamont. And I think I will. 686 00:33:00,887 --> 00:33:02,327 Here you go. 687 00:33:07,327 --> 00:33:11,127 Now, if I could only bother you for a glass of milk, I would-- 688 00:33:13,847 --> 00:33:15,247 Appreciate it. 689 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,767 Um, we don't eat dairy after meat. 690 00:33:18,007 --> 00:33:19,167 Right. 691 00:33:19,327 --> 00:33:22,807 It's the whole kosher thing. Never did understand that. 692 00:33:23,007 --> 00:33:24,607 It's one of our laws called chukkim. 693 00:33:24,687 --> 00:33:27,087 For which, in modern times, there's no explanation. 694 00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:30,727 At least, not one that could be understood by human logic. 695 00:33:31,007 --> 00:33:32,927 I guess it's like my mama used to say, 696 00:33:33,007 --> 00:33:35,367 if you understood everything God did, you'd be God. 697 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:36,727 I like that. 698 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,047 So, what was your major at Virginia? 699 00:33:39,167 --> 00:33:40,527 Exercise physiology. 700 00:33:40,607 --> 00:33:42,447 Alex says you're a natural coach. 701 00:33:42,527 --> 00:33:44,607 I mean, the team is on fire. 702 00:33:44,687 --> 00:33:47,447 Yeah. Way better since Lamont started coaching us. 703 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:49,127 Of course, they started so bad, 704 00:33:49,207 --> 00:33:51,287 they only had one direction to go, which is up. 705 00:33:52,367 --> 00:33:56,207 Whether or not Mr. Carr is qualified to coach is not the issue. 706 00:33:58,847 --> 00:34:01,887 Parents are concerned that a total stranger 707 00:34:01,967 --> 00:34:04,847 is tutoring their children at a public playground. 708 00:34:04,927 --> 00:34:06,887 I can show him around. I'll introduce him to all the parents. 709 00:34:08,527 --> 00:34:10,967 The point is, Alex, school activities 710 00:34:11,047 --> 00:34:12,807 should not take place out on the street. 711 00:34:12,887 --> 00:34:14,407 Your mother's right, Alex. 712 00:34:15,047 --> 00:34:16,647 She's absolutely right. 713 00:34:16,727 --> 00:34:18,047 And that's why I propose 714 00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:21,407 that you do your coaching at the gym in the Yeshiva. 715 00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:24,447 Um... 716 00:34:24,527 --> 00:34:26,127 You do know I'm not Jewish? 717 00:34:26,207 --> 00:34:28,207 I had suspected that, yes. 718 00:34:30,607 --> 00:34:34,047 But I do remember the commercial for Feldman's family grocer. 719 00:34:34,127 --> 00:34:35,847 So come on over 720 00:34:36,727 --> 00:34:38,887 Even if you're not kosher 721 00:34:40,087 --> 00:34:41,607 So come o-- 722 00:34:42,967 --> 00:34:44,607 Loved Feldman's. 723 00:34:44,687 --> 00:34:45,927 Hated the commercial. 724 00:34:46,007 --> 00:34:47,767 Still, it made a good point, huh? 725 00:34:47,847 --> 00:34:49,447 Perhaps you also don't have to be Jewish 726 00:34:49,527 --> 00:34:51,487 To teach at a Hebrew school. 727 00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:53,447 This is such a great opportunity. 728 00:34:53,527 --> 00:34:55,767 Did you know the NBA was started by mostly Jewish teams? 729 00:34:55,847 --> 00:34:57,607 Yes. Basketball association of America. 730 00:34:57,687 --> 00:34:58,967 We had the original Knicks... 731 00:34:59,047 --> 00:35:01,447 The Philadelphia Hebrew All-stars. 732 00:35:01,527 --> 00:35:03,607 They were good. That was a team. 733 00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:05,127 The ball practically never touched the ground. 734 00:35:05,207 --> 00:35:06,287 It was pass, pass, pass-- 735 00:35:06,367 --> 00:35:08,127 -Marshall. -It was like a ballet, 736 00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:09,607 -with the pass, pass-- -Marshall. 737 00:35:09,687 --> 00:35:12,647 I don't think that we want to pressure Mr. Carr. 738 00:35:12,727 --> 00:35:14,207 Oh, it's no pressure. I'm not pressuring. 739 00:35:14,287 --> 00:35:15,447 -Good. -I'm not pressuring. 740 00:35:15,527 --> 00:35:17,207 Don't to it, then. 741 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:19,327 I'm sorry to interrupt, 742 00:35:19,887 --> 00:35:22,127 but I'm gonna have to turn down your offer. 743 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:24,127 I'm not in Philly looking for a coaching job. 744 00:35:24,207 --> 00:35:27,047 I'm hoping to get picked up by the Sixers. 745 00:35:29,447 --> 00:35:31,767 A-ha. No, no, there's a solution. 746 00:35:32,207 --> 00:35:35,207 We keep this temporary, on a day-to-day basis. 747 00:35:36,847 --> 00:35:40,007 Certainly, no one can have any objections to that. 748 00:35:43,247 --> 00:35:45,287 MRS. SCHLOTSKY: I can't believe you agree with the rabbi. 749 00:35:45,367 --> 00:35:47,807 So Lamont moves practice from the park to school. What's the harm? 750 00:35:47,887 --> 00:35:50,807 The harm is Alex won't concentrate on school. 751 00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:52,287 His studies'll go out the window. 752 00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:54,047 He'll have great ball-bouncing skills 753 00:35:54,127 --> 00:35:56,007 and no chance at a good university. 754 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:58,847 By the time he figures out what he really wants to do with his life, 755 00:35:58,927 --> 00:36:00,367 it'll be too late. 756 00:36:00,447 --> 00:36:02,487 When did you know you wanted to be a doctor? 757 00:36:02,567 --> 00:36:03,687 When I was 10. 758 00:36:03,767 --> 00:36:05,767 And your dream came true. 759 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:08,487 Why don't you want the same thing for Alex? 760 00:36:08,607 --> 00:36:10,167 It's not the same thing, Marshall. 761 00:36:10,247 --> 00:36:12,927 Alex is never gonna be a professional basketball player, and you know it. 762 00:36:13,007 --> 00:36:14,767 No. I don't know it. 763 00:36:16,447 --> 00:36:18,807 I suspect it, but I don't know it. 764 00:36:21,087 --> 00:36:24,207 I think we should give the rabbi's plan a chance. 765 00:36:34,607 --> 00:36:35,647 Hey. 766 00:36:36,607 --> 00:36:37,967 Who's that? 767 00:36:41,327 --> 00:36:43,887 I feel like a gefilte fish out of water. 768 00:36:43,967 --> 00:36:46,847 Relax, man. Everybody's gonna love you here. 769 00:36:52,647 --> 00:36:54,127 Students who bounce a basketball in the hall 770 00:36:54,207 --> 00:36:55,847 Get it confiscated, Mr. Carr. 771 00:36:55,927 --> 00:36:57,807 I expect no less of you. 772 00:36:57,967 --> 00:36:59,287 Yes, ma'am. 773 00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:09,247 Everybody's gonna love me, huh? 774 00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:11,127 Oh, ho, ho. Bless you. 775 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:12,967 Bless you. 776 00:37:13,487 --> 00:37:15,007 You da mensch. 777 00:37:17,327 --> 00:37:19,167 The what? Who was that? 778 00:37:19,327 --> 00:37:21,167 That was Mr. Simowitz. 779 00:37:21,327 --> 00:37:23,967 Thanks to you, he doesn't have to coach us anymore. 780 00:37:24,647 --> 00:37:26,927 Well, he looks a little too happy. 781 00:37:27,007 --> 00:37:28,487 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 782 00:37:29,007 --> 00:37:31,087 There you go, T.J. Swing it back. Bring it back out. 783 00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:32,607 Bring it back out. There you go. 784 00:37:32,687 --> 00:37:34,087 There you go. Set the pick. Go left. 785 00:37:34,167 --> 00:37:36,647 Dish off, Schlots, you're the rock. 786 00:37:37,207 --> 00:37:38,327 Yeah. 787 00:37:38,407 --> 00:37:39,927 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 788 00:37:40,047 --> 00:37:42,487 Schlots, you have four other people on your team. 789 00:37:42,567 --> 00:37:44,047 Why are you the only one shooting? 790 00:37:44,127 --> 00:37:46,087 Pass the ball. Or do you know how to pass? 791 00:37:47,727 --> 00:37:49,487 -Sorry, coach. -Sorry? 792 00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:52,967 Let's run it again. Come on. Let's go. 793 00:37:53,527 --> 00:37:54,967 -ALEX: All right, here we go. -(WHISTLE BLOWS) 794 00:37:55,087 --> 00:37:57,607 Come on, I want you to swing the ball. 795 00:37:57,687 --> 00:38:00,607 -(BLOWS WHISTLE) -Inbound the ball. There you go. 796 00:38:00,687 --> 00:38:03,127 There you go. Run down, Stick. Now, go, go, go, go. 797 00:38:03,207 --> 00:38:05,007 Set up the offense. Set up the offense. There you go. 798 00:38:05,087 --> 00:38:06,327 Pass. Pass it. 799 00:38:06,407 --> 00:38:08,047 There you go. There you go, T.J. 800 00:38:08,127 --> 00:38:10,647 There you go. Pass it in, pass it in. 801 00:38:10,967 --> 00:38:12,447 Give it to Schlots. There you go. 802 00:38:12,567 --> 00:38:14,127 -Hold it up. -Remarkable. 803 00:38:14,207 --> 00:38:16,727 -There you go. -Remarkable improvement. 804 00:38:17,447 --> 00:38:19,727 Might not recognize which sport they're playing. 805 00:38:19,807 --> 00:38:21,527 Long way to go yet. 806 00:38:21,607 --> 00:38:24,327 Ben, call for the ball. Get more active. 807 00:38:24,967 --> 00:38:26,767 All right, all right. 808 00:38:27,287 --> 00:38:29,247 They still don't believe. 809 00:38:29,607 --> 00:38:32,207 You gotta believe if you're gonna win. 810 00:38:33,647 --> 00:38:36,007 -Drive left. -I'm sorry? 811 00:38:36,887 --> 00:38:39,487 The ancient Maccabees were hopelessly outnumbered. 812 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:42,007 A massive enemy army against them, 813 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:46,047 so they had to devise a strategy to exploit the enemy's weakness. 814 00:38:46,847 --> 00:38:49,927 So they retreated right into the hills of Judea, 815 00:38:50,087 --> 00:38:52,167 they carved tunnels into the rock, 816 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,967 but they made all the turns to the right. 817 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:58,007 So, when the enemy came in after them... 818 00:38:58,087 --> 00:39:01,727 The enemy had to attack with their left hand, his weakness. 819 00:39:01,927 --> 00:39:05,207 Leaving the homeboys to defend with their right hand. 820 00:39:06,767 --> 00:39:09,287 You'd make a good rabbinical student. 821 00:39:09,367 --> 00:39:11,927 And you'd make a good assistant coach. 822 00:39:12,287 --> 00:39:13,367 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 823 00:39:13,447 --> 00:39:16,367 Hold the ball, hold the ball. Listen up, guys. 824 00:39:16,447 --> 00:39:19,327 We're going to talk about a winning team called the Maccabees, 825 00:39:19,407 --> 00:39:21,047 who turned their defense into offense. 826 00:39:21,127 --> 00:39:23,207 And we're going to do the same thing. 827 00:39:23,847 --> 00:39:26,087 It's called a full-court press. 828 00:39:27,207 --> 00:39:28,567 All right, my dogs. 829 00:39:28,647 --> 00:39:30,527 That was a great shot. 830 00:39:31,287 --> 00:39:33,487 You got to ask yourself, Alex, 831 00:39:33,607 --> 00:39:35,927 if you were a ghost, where would you go at night? 832 00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:37,527 (CAR HORN HONKING) 833 00:39:37,607 --> 00:39:39,927 It's my mom. Anyone need a ride? 834 00:39:40,527 --> 00:39:41,847 Yeah. T.J. 835 00:39:43,087 --> 00:39:44,207 T.J.? 836 00:39:47,047 --> 00:39:49,127 -Thanks, bro. -Alex, come on, man! 837 00:39:49,207 --> 00:39:50,647 What's Alex doing? 838 00:39:50,727 --> 00:39:52,407 What is he doing? 839 00:39:52,487 --> 00:39:53,967 Being Schlots. 840 00:40:20,887 --> 00:40:22,407 Hey, watch it! 841 00:41:28,327 --> 00:41:30,207 Well, congratulations. 842 00:41:30,367 --> 00:41:32,567 Now you know I live in my van. 843 00:41:35,487 --> 00:41:38,327 Uh, you don't have any family or anything? 844 00:41:38,687 --> 00:41:41,647 You know, Schlots, sometimes people need their space. 845 00:41:43,007 --> 00:41:46,087 Uh, people, maybe. What about ghosts? 846 00:41:46,727 --> 00:41:47,927 Ghosts? 847 00:41:48,007 --> 00:41:50,767 Well, yeah. Some of the guys on the team-- 848 00:41:51,007 --> 00:41:54,087 Not me--think that you're the ghost of Judah Maccabee. 849 00:41:55,047 --> 00:41:56,447 Why is that? 850 00:41:56,527 --> 00:41:59,407 Um, same nickname, 851 00:41:59,487 --> 00:42:01,607 Same number of brothers, stuff like that. 852 00:42:02,647 --> 00:42:05,327 Well, I've never heard of a ghost with bad knees. Have you? 853 00:42:05,407 --> 00:42:07,407 I never thought you were. 854 00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:10,887 Uh...I'm going to leave now. 855 00:42:11,047 --> 00:42:12,367 Schlots... 856 00:42:16,207 --> 00:42:18,287 Since you're already down in the hood, 857 00:42:19,847 --> 00:42:22,007 How about staying for dinner? 858 00:42:24,567 --> 00:42:25,807 So, what was your average? 859 00:42:26,647 --> 00:42:29,087 27 points, 10 rebounds, 10 assists. 860 00:42:29,887 --> 00:42:31,087 That's amazing! 861 00:42:31,167 --> 00:42:32,607 That was only in C.B.A. 862 00:42:32,687 --> 00:42:34,887 Those are solid stats anywhere. 863 00:42:35,047 --> 00:42:37,487 I mean, I would give anything to do what you're doing. 864 00:42:37,567 --> 00:42:39,127 What? Live in a grungy van? 865 00:42:39,247 --> 00:42:41,327 No, man. You know, following your dreams. 866 00:42:41,407 --> 00:42:42,447 Doing what you love. 867 00:42:43,887 --> 00:42:46,047 You want to know what I love? 868 00:42:49,407 --> 00:42:52,167 That's Charmaine, my high school sweetheart. 869 00:42:52,247 --> 00:42:54,167 The little guy there, that's Trey. 870 00:42:54,247 --> 00:42:55,847 Already got a great hook shot. 871 00:42:55,927 --> 00:42:57,447 Where are they? 872 00:42:57,527 --> 00:42:58,887 Back in Virginia. 873 00:42:59,167 --> 00:43:01,407 -I bet you miss them. -Every day. 874 00:43:01,487 --> 00:43:04,607 Chase big dreams, you got to make big sacrifices. 875 00:43:08,407 --> 00:43:12,207 Hey, Alex, maybe you shouldn't tell anybody about where I live. 876 00:43:12,687 --> 00:43:15,087 I know you're cool with it, but... 877 00:43:15,167 --> 00:43:17,567 Just not sure about Mrs. Klein, you know? 878 00:43:17,647 --> 00:43:20,007 Yeah. As long as you don't tell the guys 879 00:43:20,087 --> 00:43:22,167 about me coming to check if you were a ghost. 880 00:43:22,247 --> 00:43:25,047 Hey, I'm not doing so good as Lamont Carr. 881 00:43:25,127 --> 00:43:28,567 Maybe being this Judah guy will give us all some luck. 882 00:43:30,287 --> 00:43:31,687 27 points... 883 00:43:37,127 --> 00:43:39,047 Mr. Carr, I see you've neglected 884 00:43:39,127 --> 00:43:41,247 to fill out your place of residence. 885 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:44,207 Yes, um... I recently moved, 886 00:43:44,287 --> 00:43:46,007 And the address slipped my memory. 887 00:43:46,087 --> 00:43:48,047 You know how that can be. 888 00:43:49,327 --> 00:43:50,767 I guess not. 889 00:43:51,207 --> 00:43:54,047 Our insurance policy requires that the school provide 890 00:43:54,127 --> 00:43:56,567 our employees' place of residence. 891 00:43:56,807 --> 00:43:58,447 Of course. Um... 892 00:43:59,287 --> 00:44:00,327 Seven... 893 00:44:00,807 --> 00:44:01,887 Seven... 894 00:44:02,487 --> 00:44:03,527 Six... 895 00:44:03,607 --> 00:44:04,647 Six... 896 00:44:05,167 --> 00:44:07,087 -Two... -Two. 897 00:44:07,167 --> 00:44:08,247 Seven... 898 00:44:10,447 --> 00:44:11,567 Seven. 899 00:44:16,447 --> 00:44:17,767 Jefferson. 900 00:44:17,847 --> 00:44:19,167 Jefferson. 901 00:44:21,007 --> 00:44:22,407 Thank you, Mr. Carr. 902 00:44:22,487 --> 00:44:24,047 You're welcome. 903 00:44:26,847 --> 00:44:28,247 Thanks, Tom. 904 00:44:33,687 --> 00:44:35,447 (SINGING IN HEBREW) 905 00:44:59,567 --> 00:45:01,607 Happy Hanukkah. Give me a kiss. 906 00:45:01,687 --> 00:45:03,247 Happy Hanukkah. 907 00:45:05,487 --> 00:45:07,407 Uh, an encyclopedia CD. 908 00:45:08,687 --> 00:45:10,367 This is just what I wanted. Thanks. 909 00:45:10,487 --> 00:45:12,847 You're welcome, even though you are faking it. 910 00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:14,167 Try this. 911 00:45:21,527 --> 00:45:22,887 Wow! Dr. J. 912 00:45:24,167 --> 00:45:25,247 How did you know I sold it? 913 00:45:25,327 --> 00:45:26,847 Julie snitched. 914 00:45:28,207 --> 00:45:30,007 Happy Hanukkah, honey. 915 00:45:49,527 --> 00:45:52,647 MRS. KLEIN: Why would coach Carr lie about his address? 916 00:45:52,727 --> 00:45:54,807 I drove up and down Jefferson today, 917 00:45:54,887 --> 00:45:56,887 And 7627 does not exist. 918 00:45:56,967 --> 00:45:58,807 -Yes. That is odd. -No, no, no. 919 00:45:58,887 --> 00:46:00,967 Odd is wearing socks that don't match. 920 00:46:01,047 --> 00:46:02,967 Odd is pistachio ice cream. 921 00:46:03,047 --> 00:46:04,727 I like pistachio. 922 00:46:05,047 --> 00:46:08,327 Falsifying an application is a serious offense, rabbi. 923 00:46:08,407 --> 00:46:10,807 Yes, yes. Well, perhaps he has a good reason. 924 00:46:10,887 --> 00:46:12,807 Please don't straighten my desk. 925 00:46:12,887 --> 00:46:14,487 I cannot take any chances. 926 00:46:14,567 --> 00:46:17,007 Not when the safety of my students is at risk. 927 00:46:17,087 --> 00:46:20,407 Yes, yes. Well, perhaps we should keep an eye on him. 928 00:46:20,727 --> 00:46:23,207 That's exactly what I intend to do. 929 00:46:23,567 --> 00:46:24,887 Oh, dear. 930 00:46:29,527 --> 00:46:31,287 Brian, B-. Huh, huh. 931 00:46:31,607 --> 00:46:33,687 Jacob, A-. Hmmm. You could do better. 932 00:46:33,767 --> 00:46:35,927 Ha-shem answers prayer, Alex, 933 00:46:36,767 --> 00:46:39,007 But sometimes, the answer is... 934 00:46:39,247 --> 00:46:41,167 Next time, try studying. 935 00:46:42,247 --> 00:46:44,087 C-. Come, come, come. 936 00:46:44,767 --> 00:46:47,607 We have another serious problem to discuss. 937 00:46:50,327 --> 00:46:54,207 Principal Klein plans to follow Coach Carr home 938 00:46:54,287 --> 00:46:56,367 After basketball practice tonight. 939 00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:59,727 And should she discover-- I'm just making this up-- 940 00:47:00,767 --> 00:47:02,807 That he lives in a van... 941 00:47:04,567 --> 00:47:07,967 I'm not sure I could overrule her objections to him working here. 942 00:47:09,727 --> 00:47:12,567 If he lived in a regular apartment, that would be okay, right? 943 00:47:12,647 --> 00:47:14,567 Would that be possible? 944 00:47:15,167 --> 00:47:17,167 Cover my back with coach. 945 00:47:20,487 --> 00:47:22,207 Da, da, da, da, da... 946 00:47:22,327 --> 00:47:23,367 C-. 947 00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:29,047 Dad... 948 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:31,047 Alex... 949 00:47:31,127 --> 00:47:32,567 What're you doing home? 950 00:47:32,647 --> 00:47:34,727 You're still having trouble selling the Bender condo, right? 951 00:47:34,807 --> 00:47:36,567 The last serious offer I got, 952 00:47:36,647 --> 00:47:38,407 I was riding my pet dinosaur. 953 00:47:38,487 --> 00:47:41,247 Well, I-I think I have someone who wants it. 954 00:47:41,327 --> 00:47:43,087 Um, but he doesn't know it yet. 955 00:47:43,167 --> 00:47:44,727 And I'm pretty sure he can't afford it. 956 00:47:44,807 --> 00:47:47,967 Great, great. That's exactly the kind of client I dream about. 957 00:48:24,487 --> 00:48:26,207 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 958 00:49:17,327 --> 00:49:19,127 Alex, what's going on? 959 00:49:20,367 --> 00:49:22,167 -What's this? -The key to this door. 960 00:49:22,247 --> 00:49:24,407 Count to five, then unlock it and come in. 961 00:49:24,527 --> 00:49:26,247 Hey, uh... But, I... 962 00:49:32,327 --> 00:49:33,687 One... Two... 963 00:49:33,927 --> 00:49:35,127 Quiet! 964 00:49:38,887 --> 00:49:40,527 Three... Four... 965 00:49:45,167 --> 00:49:46,567 Five. 966 00:49:54,127 --> 00:49:55,167 Oh! 967 00:49:58,127 --> 00:49:59,727 Can't afford it. 968 00:49:59,807 --> 00:50:03,247 Well, you can stay here for free until my dad sells it. 969 00:50:04,487 --> 00:50:06,327 I don't take hand-outs. 970 00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:08,407 Dad says they sell better 971 00:50:08,487 --> 00:50:09,607 If there's someone living in them. 972 00:50:09,687 --> 00:50:11,047 I can't even afford the utilities. 973 00:50:11,127 --> 00:50:13,047 I'll pay the first month. Excuse me? 974 00:50:13,127 --> 00:50:14,727 I'll sell my Dr. J. Card. 975 00:50:14,807 --> 00:50:16,087 -Again. -I told you... 976 00:50:16,167 --> 00:50:18,247 I don't take charity. End of discussion. 977 00:50:18,327 --> 00:50:20,207 It's not charity. It's a trade. 978 00:50:20,287 --> 00:50:21,727 You get an apartment. I get a coach. 979 00:50:21,807 --> 00:50:22,887 Hard to argue with that. 980 00:50:22,967 --> 00:50:24,727 It's hard to argue with Schlots, period. 981 00:50:26,647 --> 00:50:28,167 Okay, okay. Um... 982 00:50:28,807 --> 00:50:31,327 What do you say Alex keeps his card, 983 00:50:31,767 --> 00:50:35,207 and instead, I finish the place up and do some painting? 984 00:50:38,127 --> 00:50:40,567 Mr. Carr, we've got a partnership. 985 00:50:40,647 --> 00:50:41,967 All right. 986 00:50:46,687 --> 00:50:47,807 Yes! 987 00:50:47,887 --> 00:50:50,207 Liberty tournament, here we come. 988 00:51:01,007 --> 00:51:02,247 Alex... 989 00:51:02,687 --> 00:51:04,087 Marshall... 990 00:51:05,687 --> 00:51:07,127 I got pizza! 991 00:51:16,527 --> 00:51:17,567 C-. 992 00:51:21,007 --> 00:51:24,127 It's becoming clear that Alex can't handle both school and basketball. 993 00:51:24,207 --> 00:51:27,167 Do you remember what Rabbi Kaplan used to say? 994 00:51:27,367 --> 00:51:29,487 Sometimes a blessed one waits on us, 995 00:51:29,567 --> 00:51:31,287 and sometimes we would do well. 996 00:51:31,367 --> 00:51:33,287 To wait on the blessed one. 997 00:51:33,407 --> 00:51:34,807 He also said the blessed one. 998 00:51:34,887 --> 00:51:36,567 Looks with favor on those who act. 999 00:51:36,647 --> 00:51:40,327 Dr. Schlotsky and I are prepared to involve the board of directors 1000 00:51:40,407 --> 00:51:43,247 if we believe academic standards are being sacrificed. 1001 00:51:43,327 --> 00:51:44,967 There's no need for that. 1002 00:51:45,047 --> 00:51:46,327 If things don't turn around soon, 1003 00:51:46,407 --> 00:51:47,927 I promise I'll intervene personally. 1004 00:51:48,047 --> 00:51:52,447 With your patience, Rabbi, our people might still be wandering the desert. 1005 00:51:54,447 --> 00:51:57,007 Ha-shem works in mysterious ways. 1006 00:51:57,087 --> 00:51:58,527 Not nearly so much as a rabbi 1007 00:51:58,607 --> 00:52:01,047 scheming to win some silly basketball tournament. 1008 00:52:01,127 --> 00:52:04,727 Sometimes, a little silliness is good for the soul. 1009 00:52:05,447 --> 00:52:06,887 Here. Watch. 1010 00:52:07,607 --> 00:52:09,447 Bowl--the bowl. Ready? 1011 00:52:09,767 --> 00:52:11,247 Woo, woo, woo. 1012 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:14,167 -Ohh! -Ahh. 1013 00:52:14,247 --> 00:52:16,687 Ah. I insist that you try. You try. 1014 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:18,447 I insist. 1015 00:52:18,847 --> 00:52:20,607 The bowl, the bowl. 1016 00:52:20,687 --> 00:52:22,007 All right. 1017 00:52:30,767 --> 00:52:31,847 Ahh! 1018 00:52:32,127 --> 00:52:34,007 Mrs. Klein! Mrs. Klein! 1019 00:52:34,087 --> 00:52:35,327 Yes! 1020 00:52:35,767 --> 00:52:37,607 Oh. I have work to do. 1021 00:52:39,807 --> 00:52:40,887 Mmm. 1022 00:52:40,967 --> 00:52:43,607 Let's hold it down, dogs, let's hold it down. 1023 00:52:43,727 --> 00:52:47,167 Now, whatever happened before, is behind us. Understand? 1024 00:52:50,207 --> 00:52:52,007 Ben, what do dogs do? 1025 00:52:53,527 --> 00:52:55,247 Barf on the carpet. 1026 00:52:55,607 --> 00:52:56,927 Dogs bark, coach. 1027 00:52:57,647 --> 00:52:59,647 Thank you, T.J. Dogs bark. 1028 00:52:59,727 --> 00:53:02,527 So, I'm asking my dogs is this a new team? 1029 00:53:03,687 --> 00:53:04,807 -Ruff. -Woof. 1030 00:53:04,887 --> 00:53:06,247 -Woof. -Ruff. 1031 00:53:06,447 --> 00:53:07,887 Oh, stop, stop, stop. 1032 00:53:08,007 --> 00:53:09,527 That's pathetic. 1033 00:53:09,607 --> 00:53:12,327 Is this a team? I want a bunch of bulldogs. 1034 00:53:12,407 --> 00:53:14,167 (BARKING LIKE DOGS) 1035 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:18,087 All right. That's better. Okay. Now... 1036 00:53:18,167 --> 00:53:21,847 Every dog on this team does what's best for the team, right? 1037 00:53:21,927 --> 00:53:23,607 (BARKING LIKE DOGS) 1038 00:53:26,447 --> 00:53:30,127 And the team does what's right for every dog. Let me hear it. 1039 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:31,687 (BARKING LIKE DOGS) 1040 00:53:31,767 --> 00:53:35,687 So, the team is going to ask Schlots to sit this one out, right? 1041 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:40,967 Because he's failing history. 1042 00:53:41,047 --> 00:53:42,767 So, until he gets his grades up, 1043 00:53:42,847 --> 00:53:46,407 the best thing the team can do for him is do without him. 1044 00:53:49,887 --> 00:53:51,607 All right, guys, let's go. 1045 00:53:51,687 --> 00:53:52,967 Come on. 1046 00:53:53,047 --> 00:53:55,167 Come on, dogs, let's go! Go! 1047 00:53:55,247 --> 00:53:56,767 Let's get it on. All right. Here we go. 1048 00:53:56,887 --> 00:53:58,167 Let's go! 1049 00:54:11,527 --> 00:54:14,647 BOY: Defense, defense! Come on, dogs, let's go! 1050 00:54:16,567 --> 00:54:18,207 Yes! Yo, defense! 1051 00:54:20,847 --> 00:54:22,767 I'm the only who's ever cared about this team. 1052 00:54:22,847 --> 00:54:25,447 I found Lamont, and now they're playing without me. 1053 00:54:25,527 --> 00:54:27,207 Gee, they're playing great even though 1054 00:54:27,287 --> 00:54:28,887 You're not there to hog the ball. 1055 00:54:28,967 --> 00:54:30,287 Imagine that. 1056 00:54:30,367 --> 00:54:33,127 Why do you even bother to show up for my games? 1057 00:54:33,207 --> 00:54:35,287 You saying you don't want me to come? 1058 00:54:35,367 --> 00:54:36,887 Not if you're just going to hassle me. 1059 00:54:36,967 --> 00:54:38,407 Press! Press! 1060 00:54:42,527 --> 00:54:45,087 Julie, come on! You know I didn't... 1061 00:54:45,167 --> 00:54:46,367 Mean it. 1062 00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:57,887 (MOANS) 1063 00:54:58,047 --> 00:54:59,647 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1064 00:54:59,727 --> 00:55:01,487 Hey, Alex, you home? 1065 00:55:01,567 --> 00:55:02,647 Schlots! 1066 00:55:02,727 --> 00:55:04,487 Hey, Alex, we heard Rabbi Lewis 1067 00:55:04,567 --> 00:55:05,967 say you could take a do-over on the test. 1068 00:55:06,047 --> 00:55:07,127 Why are you guys here? 1069 00:55:07,247 --> 00:55:09,327 Because we're a team. If one of us is in trouble, 1070 00:55:09,407 --> 00:55:11,167 we come running to the rescue. 1071 00:55:11,247 --> 00:55:12,807 I'm just going to fail again, 1072 00:55:12,887 --> 00:55:15,327 and all I can think about is basketball. I can't concentrate. 1073 00:55:15,407 --> 00:55:17,647 I can't remember names and dates and stuff. 1074 00:55:17,727 --> 00:55:20,887 Impossible! You know every player's stats that we've based all season. 1075 00:55:20,967 --> 00:55:23,927 Well, I guess I just think better with a ball in my hand. 1076 00:55:25,447 --> 00:55:27,327 Well, start dribbling. 1077 00:55:28,087 --> 00:55:29,207 What? 1078 00:55:29,607 --> 00:55:31,927 You dribble, we'll feed you the names and the dates. 1079 00:55:32,007 --> 00:55:33,327 You know, like stats. 1080 00:55:33,407 --> 00:55:34,487 Third quarter, 20 seconds on the stop watch. 1081 00:55:34,607 --> 00:55:36,327 Who's the most villainous player? 1082 00:55:36,407 --> 00:55:38,167 Oh. King Antiochus. 1083 00:55:38,687 --> 00:55:40,327 Oh, go. Take it, Stick. Go. 1084 00:55:40,447 --> 00:55:42,007 When did the Maccabees reclaim their temple? 1085 00:55:42,087 --> 00:55:43,687 You know, win home court advantage? 1086 00:55:43,767 --> 00:55:45,127 B.C.E. 165. 1087 00:55:46,767 --> 00:55:48,087 All right, uh, what time of year? 1088 00:55:48,167 --> 00:55:49,407 Tick, tick, tick... 1089 00:55:49,487 --> 00:55:50,687 Oh, uh, Kislev 25, 1090 00:55:50,767 --> 00:55:52,207 three years after the fighting began. 1091 00:55:52,287 --> 00:55:53,607 (CHEERING) 1092 00:55:54,967 --> 00:55:56,207 Schlots! 1093 00:55:56,287 --> 00:55:57,527 Schlots! 1094 00:55:58,127 --> 00:55:59,367 Schlots! 1095 00:56:11,207 --> 00:56:13,087 Do you mind if I, uh... 1096 00:56:13,807 --> 00:56:15,007 Dribble? 1097 00:56:15,927 --> 00:56:18,487 You know, like, an imaginary basketball? 1098 00:56:18,567 --> 00:56:20,207 Whatever it takes. 1099 00:56:32,807 --> 00:56:34,327 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1100 00:56:34,487 --> 00:56:36,087 Hey, why aren't we waiting for Schlots? 1101 00:56:36,167 --> 00:56:38,407 Not your problem. Worry about your own game. 1102 00:56:38,487 --> 00:56:41,327 Haven't you noticed? We don't have a game. 1103 00:56:41,567 --> 00:56:43,567 Without Alex, they killed us yesterday. 1104 00:56:43,647 --> 00:56:44,807 What? 1105 00:56:45,007 --> 00:56:47,127 Circle up, my doubting dogs. 1106 00:56:50,847 --> 00:56:52,727 It's time you get game. 1107 00:56:53,007 --> 00:56:54,927 (PLAYING A DRIBBLING BEAT) 1108 00:56:55,007 --> 00:56:57,167 Now, a game starts with trust. 1109 00:56:57,767 --> 00:57:00,687 When every dog trusts himself enough to try-- 1110 00:57:00,767 --> 00:57:03,447 Make a shot, snag a pass-- 1111 00:57:03,527 --> 00:57:06,087 Pretty soon, you start trusting each other. 1112 00:57:06,167 --> 00:57:07,607 You become a team. 1113 00:57:07,687 --> 00:57:10,687 And when five guys are playing together as a team, 1114 00:57:10,847 --> 00:57:13,287 ooh, it's the most beautiful thing. 1115 00:57:13,367 --> 00:57:15,847 Yeah! Because a team is like a body. 1116 00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:19,247 You got the feet doing one thing, 1117 00:57:19,327 --> 00:57:20,967 you got the arms doing another. 1118 00:57:21,087 --> 00:57:25,167 Ha ha. But you guys, everything is Alex. 1119 00:57:25,247 --> 00:57:27,687 "Alex, Alex. Coach, where is Alex?" 1120 00:57:28,047 --> 00:57:30,807 It's like you got a head, but no legs, no arms, 1121 00:57:30,887 --> 00:57:33,087 no knees, no elbows, no nothing. 1122 00:57:33,167 --> 00:57:35,367 That's all about to end today. 1123 00:57:35,487 --> 00:57:38,007 And it stops with you. Come on, T.J. 1124 00:57:40,487 --> 00:57:42,607 How many technicals you got? 1125 00:57:42,687 --> 00:57:43,727 I'm leading the league. 1126 00:57:43,807 --> 00:57:45,207 Then, you're taking yourself out of the game. 1127 00:57:45,287 --> 00:57:47,807 So, every time you get mad at the ref? 1128 00:57:47,887 --> 00:57:50,447 I want you to think of the sweetest thing. 1129 00:57:50,527 --> 00:57:51,887 -Sweetest thing. -Yeah. 1130 00:57:51,967 --> 00:57:53,647 Rebekah Bloomberg. 1131 00:57:53,727 --> 00:57:55,847 Ooh! Rebekah Bloomberg. All right. 1132 00:57:55,927 --> 00:57:57,127 Ha ha. 1133 00:57:57,807 --> 00:57:59,727 So, every time from now on, 1134 00:57:59,807 --> 00:58:02,447 when you want to, you know, take the stripes off the ref, 1135 00:58:02,527 --> 00:58:05,247 I want you to think of your sweet thing Rebekah Bloomberg. 1136 00:58:05,327 --> 00:58:07,087 That's right. Ha ha. 1137 00:58:07,527 --> 00:58:09,447 Here you go. Stick man... 1138 00:58:09,687 --> 00:58:11,247 You're the arm. 1139 00:58:11,567 --> 00:58:13,447 I want you to think... 1140 00:58:15,687 --> 00:58:16,927 Hook... 1141 00:58:17,447 --> 00:58:20,367 Hook... Hook... 1142 00:58:22,367 --> 00:58:23,447 Hook. 1143 00:58:23,967 --> 00:58:25,087 Whoo! 1144 00:58:26,167 --> 00:58:27,287 Joker, over here. 1145 00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:29,607 You the mouth. 1146 00:58:29,687 --> 00:58:32,087 Put it to work. Trash talk your man. 1147 00:58:32,167 --> 00:58:33,967 Make him so rattled that he can't even stand. 1148 00:58:34,047 --> 00:58:35,807 You're so slow, they call you molasses. 1149 00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:37,727 You're so fat, you need two pair of glasses. 1150 00:58:37,807 --> 00:58:38,847 Oh! 1151 00:58:39,207 --> 00:58:42,007 Ha ha ha. Yes! Yes! 1152 00:58:42,407 --> 00:58:44,447 Hey, Coach, what part am I? 1153 00:58:45,047 --> 00:58:47,287 Let's see... Oh! 1154 00:58:49,047 --> 00:58:51,047 -You the butt, baby. -The butt? 1155 00:58:51,367 --> 00:58:53,567 You're the best rebounding tool we've got. 1156 00:58:53,647 --> 00:58:56,647 I want you to think wrecking ball. Think bulldozer. 1157 00:58:56,767 --> 00:58:59,087 Why can't I just think Rebekah Bloomberg? 1158 00:58:59,167 --> 00:59:00,687 'Cause you the butt, baby. 1159 00:59:00,767 --> 00:59:05,047 Come on. Knock me out of the key. Hit it, hit it. 1160 00:59:05,127 --> 00:59:06,167 Oh! 1161 00:59:06,247 --> 00:59:07,807 All right! 1162 00:59:12,127 --> 00:59:14,167 -Whoo! -Yo! 1163 00:59:14,807 --> 00:59:16,327 There you go! 1164 00:59:19,447 --> 00:59:20,647 Tuck it! 1165 00:59:21,487 --> 00:59:23,567 Yo! Sing me the school song. 1166 00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:26,127 We are the Lions... 1167 00:59:26,207 --> 00:59:27,567 No, no, no. 1168 00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:30,287 That's the old song. I want the new song. 1169 00:59:30,367 --> 00:59:32,127 The downtown version. It goes, 1170 00:59:32,207 --> 00:59:34,407 You are the Lions 1171 00:59:34,487 --> 00:59:35,767 We are the Lions 1172 00:59:35,847 --> 00:59:37,047 The mighty, mighty Lions 1173 00:59:37,127 --> 00:59:38,207 Mighty, mighty Lions 1174 00:59:38,287 --> 00:59:39,367 Everywhere you go 1175 00:59:39,447 --> 00:59:40,767 People want to know 1176 00:59:40,847 --> 00:59:41,887 Who we are 1177 00:59:41,967 --> 00:59:43,287 So, you tell them 1178 00:59:43,367 --> 00:59:44,607 We are the Lions 1179 00:59:44,687 --> 00:59:45,767 You are the Lions 1180 00:59:45,847 --> 00:59:47,167 The mighty, mighty Lions 1181 00:59:47,247 --> 00:59:48,607 Mighty, mighty Lions 1182 00:59:48,687 --> 00:59:50,647 Everywhere we go, people want to know 1183 00:59:50,727 --> 00:59:51,967 Who you are 1184 00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:53,087 So, we tell them 1185 00:59:53,167 --> 00:59:54,447 We are the Lions 1186 00:59:54,527 --> 00:59:56,487 You are the Lions... 1187 01:00:04,167 --> 01:00:05,887 The envelope, please. 1188 01:00:09,767 --> 01:00:13,287 On the history test that Mr. Schlotsky took this morning, 1189 01:00:14,007 --> 01:00:15,487 He received... 1190 01:00:22,687 --> 01:00:23,767 A B . 1191 01:00:27,327 --> 01:00:28,767 Congratulations. 1192 01:00:28,847 --> 01:00:30,647 Go suit up. Everybody. 1193 01:00:30,887 --> 01:00:32,247 We're cutting practice short. 1194 01:00:32,327 --> 01:00:34,767 -I've got to meet a friend. -BOY: Really? You have friends? 1195 01:00:57,047 --> 01:00:59,007 (CARR SHOUTING COMMANDS) 1196 01:01:02,247 --> 01:01:03,607 Oh! Very pretty. 1197 01:01:03,687 --> 01:01:04,767 Yeah! 1198 01:01:06,407 --> 01:01:07,447 All right, all right. 1199 01:01:07,527 --> 01:01:09,767 ALL: One, two, three, four... 1200 01:01:09,847 --> 01:01:11,807 Five, six, seven, eight. 1201 01:01:11,887 --> 01:01:13,007 O-oh! 1202 01:01:13,287 --> 01:01:14,647 Go, Lions! 1203 01:01:16,407 --> 01:01:19,087 All right. Bring it in, men, bring it in. 1204 01:01:22,887 --> 01:01:24,367 Okay, okay. Yeah. 1205 01:01:25,047 --> 01:01:26,887 I say my dogs are good to go. 1206 01:01:29,447 --> 01:01:33,207 But, um, it turns out, you going to have to go on without me. 1207 01:01:33,287 --> 01:01:34,407 What? 1208 01:01:35,087 --> 01:01:38,727 Yeah. Last night, I played a pick-up game with an NBA buddy. 1209 01:01:39,087 --> 01:01:41,167 He talked to some people, and this morning, 1210 01:01:41,247 --> 01:01:42,647 The Sixers called. 1211 01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:44,087 Their back-up guard went down, 1212 01:01:44,167 --> 01:01:46,207 and they want to sign me to a 10-day contract. 1213 01:01:47,927 --> 01:01:49,847 What's up with all the long faces? 1214 01:01:49,927 --> 01:01:51,527 Thought my dogs would be happy for me. 1215 01:01:51,607 --> 01:01:53,327 We are, but what about us? 1216 01:01:53,447 --> 01:01:55,367 Yeah. What about all the stuff you said 1217 01:01:55,447 --> 01:01:57,047 About our team being a whole body? 1218 01:02:00,647 --> 01:02:02,967 Listen, practice hard, play hard, 1219 01:02:03,767 --> 01:02:06,407 study hard. Take pride in who you are. 1220 01:02:08,167 --> 01:02:09,927 You'll be just fine. 1221 01:02:10,927 --> 01:02:12,967 Okay, guys, great practice. 1222 01:02:13,287 --> 01:02:14,887 Hit the showers. 1223 01:02:33,967 --> 01:02:37,207 ALEX: We won't do fine. The tournament's in two days. 1224 01:02:37,447 --> 01:02:38,967 I kept my word. 1225 01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:41,647 Deal was I would coach you guys until the Sixers called, 1226 01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:43,567 and they called. 1227 01:02:44,967 --> 01:02:48,327 Look, I know coaching a bunch of kids isn't the NBA... 1228 01:02:48,807 --> 01:02:50,527 Listen to yourself. 1229 01:02:50,967 --> 01:02:52,767 You want me to give up on my dreams so you can have yours? 1230 01:02:52,847 --> 01:02:54,247 You were starting to like coaching. 1231 01:02:54,327 --> 01:02:55,447 I've been watching you. 1232 01:02:55,527 --> 01:02:56,967 Stop being so selfish, Schlots. 1233 01:02:57,047 --> 01:02:58,767 Think of somebody besides yourself for once. 1234 01:02:58,887 --> 01:03:02,047 Why don't you start thinking about someone besides yourself? 1235 01:03:02,127 --> 01:03:03,567 What about your family? What about them? 1236 01:03:03,647 --> 01:03:05,327 My family needs for me to get this contract. 1237 01:03:05,407 --> 01:03:07,567 They need me to pay the bills. 1238 01:03:07,687 --> 01:03:09,687 Maybe they just need you. 1239 01:03:11,647 --> 01:03:12,967 Like we do. 1240 01:03:19,687 --> 01:03:21,527 I'm a hired hand here. 1241 01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:23,767 After the tournament, then what? 1242 01:03:23,847 --> 01:03:25,847 I'm back on the streets. 1243 01:03:26,887 --> 01:03:29,687 Look, I owe you more than I can say, Alex. 1244 01:03:32,207 --> 01:03:34,007 But this is my shot. 1245 01:03:34,167 --> 01:03:36,127 And I'm going to take it. 1246 01:03:45,687 --> 01:03:47,687 All Lamont needs is a steady job. 1247 01:03:47,807 --> 01:03:50,967 I'm sorry. I can't recommend that the academy hire a full-time coach. 1248 01:03:51,287 --> 01:03:52,567 Why not? 1249 01:03:52,767 --> 01:03:55,287 Lots of reasons. Money, priorities... 1250 01:03:55,567 --> 01:03:57,007 And you think basketball's a waste of time. 1251 01:03:57,087 --> 01:03:59,847 No. I think you're wasting opportunities. 1252 01:03:59,927 --> 01:04:02,127 You have the talent and the resources to do more, Alex. 1253 01:04:02,207 --> 01:04:03,887 To be whatever you want. 1254 01:04:03,967 --> 01:04:05,647 Well, basketball is what I want. 1255 01:04:05,727 --> 01:04:06,847 Why can't you accept that? 1256 01:04:06,927 --> 01:04:08,647 You really want to be like Lamont? 1257 01:04:08,727 --> 01:04:10,967 A grown man who abandoned his family 1258 01:04:11,047 --> 01:04:13,607 to chase after some adolescent fantasy? 1259 01:04:13,687 --> 01:04:15,807 You don't know anything about Lamont. 1260 01:04:15,887 --> 01:04:18,007 You know even less about me. 1261 01:04:30,087 --> 01:04:34,127 RABBI LEWIS: The Maccabees fought back, with the odds overwhelming. 1262 01:04:35,247 --> 01:04:39,047 The darkness that fell over the land was a spiritual darkness. 1263 01:04:39,607 --> 01:04:42,087 And evil had penetrated to the soul. 1264 01:04:42,767 --> 01:04:44,927 The temple had been ransacked, 1265 01:04:46,167 --> 01:04:48,607 the everlasting lamp extinguished. 1266 01:04:50,327 --> 01:04:52,807 Now, light from the everlasting lamp 1267 01:04:52,887 --> 01:04:54,087 would give the people comfort, 1268 01:04:54,207 --> 01:04:56,487 but there was only enough sacred oil left 1269 01:04:56,967 --> 01:04:58,607 For a single day. 1270 01:05:00,687 --> 01:05:02,367 Judah must've thought, "What's the use? 1271 01:05:02,447 --> 01:05:04,727 "Why light a lamp for a single day, 1272 01:05:04,807 --> 01:05:08,127 "when so much more is needed to give my people hope." 1273 01:05:08,207 --> 01:05:09,447 (BELL RINGING) 1274 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:11,567 Shalom. 1275 01:05:12,847 --> 01:05:14,087 Good-bye. 1276 01:05:14,167 --> 01:05:15,367 -Bye. -Bye. 1277 01:05:21,967 --> 01:05:23,887 Something on your mind, Alex? 1278 01:05:23,967 --> 01:05:25,767 Besides the yarmulke? 1279 01:05:28,847 --> 01:05:30,447 If the Maccabees had lost Judah, 1280 01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:32,287 they would've been massacred, right? 1281 01:05:32,647 --> 01:05:36,247 Perhaps people need a strong leader. 1282 01:05:38,207 --> 01:05:39,807 Our Judah's gone, 1283 01:05:40,167 --> 01:05:42,367 and so is any chance of us winning that tournament. 1284 01:05:42,447 --> 01:05:43,767 Maybe not. 1285 01:05:44,167 --> 01:05:46,167 You mean Lamont might stay? 1286 01:05:46,487 --> 01:05:49,647 I mean that perhaps Judah's courage and leadership 1287 01:05:50,487 --> 01:05:53,007 isn't something we should be searching for in others, 1288 01:05:53,167 --> 01:05:54,847 but in ourselves. 1289 01:06:01,007 --> 01:06:04,167 You're saying I could be Judah? 1290 01:06:06,767 --> 01:06:08,647 Come on, I'm just a kid. 1291 01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:12,607 When Judah was asked by his companions, 1292 01:06:12,687 --> 01:06:14,287 "How can we, few as we are, 1293 01:06:14,367 --> 01:06:16,767 "fight back against so great a multitude?" 1294 01:06:16,847 --> 01:06:21,767 Judah's reply was, "It's not the size of our army, 1295 01:06:22,047 --> 01:06:24,607 "It is the strength of our faith." 1296 01:06:52,447 --> 01:06:54,687 ANNOUNCER: Philadelphia Hebrew Academy 1297 01:06:54,767 --> 01:06:56,447 Welcomes 16 teams. 1298 01:06:57,607 --> 01:06:59,527 Their friends and family, 1299 01:06:59,727 --> 01:07:02,367 for the 30th annual Liberty Tournament! 1300 01:07:02,887 --> 01:07:04,247 (CHEERING) 1301 01:07:08,527 --> 01:07:09,927 Yeah! Lions! 1302 01:07:12,007 --> 01:07:13,167 You know that's right. 1303 01:07:13,247 --> 01:07:14,327 Whoo! 1304 01:07:14,567 --> 01:07:15,687 Yeah! 1305 01:07:15,847 --> 01:07:17,927 All right. Two games to the finals, dogs. 1306 01:07:18,007 --> 01:07:20,407 We worked hard to get here, and we came here to win. 1307 01:07:20,487 --> 01:07:22,927 So, let's go out there and show them our best, all right? 1308 01:07:23,007 --> 01:07:24,407 Let's go, team! Come on! 1309 01:07:24,487 --> 01:07:26,087 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. 1310 01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:27,447 Go, guys! 1311 01:07:28,167 --> 01:07:30,007 Excuse me. Thank you. 1312 01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:31,447 Ah! Oh! 1313 01:07:32,447 --> 01:07:33,487 Hey! 1314 01:07:36,087 --> 01:07:37,807 All right, my dogs, 1315 01:07:38,447 --> 01:07:40,007 this is our home court. 1316 01:07:40,087 --> 01:07:41,367 Let me hear it! 1317 01:07:41,447 --> 01:07:42,767 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1318 01:07:42,927 --> 01:07:44,847 Come on, have I got a bunch of chihuahuas here? 1319 01:07:44,967 --> 01:07:46,207 I said let me hear it! 1320 01:07:46,287 --> 01:07:47,527 ALL: Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 1321 01:07:47,607 --> 01:07:48,807 There we go. 1322 01:07:48,887 --> 01:07:51,207 All right. Remember the Maccabees. 1323 01:07:51,287 --> 01:07:53,167 Defense is our offense. 1324 01:07:53,887 --> 01:07:56,127 And our defense starts with a full court... 1325 01:07:56,207 --> 01:07:57,367 ALL: Press! 1326 01:07:57,447 --> 01:07:59,727 All right. Hands in. "Lions" on three. 1327 01:07:59,807 --> 01:08:01,007 One, two, three... 1328 01:08:01,607 --> 01:08:03,127 ALL: Go, Lions! 1329 01:08:03,367 --> 01:08:04,647 -Break! -Break! 1330 01:08:04,727 --> 01:08:05,887 Boys, let's go. 1331 01:08:05,967 --> 01:08:08,167 All right, let's go! This is it! 1332 01:08:08,247 --> 01:08:09,807 All right. Here we go, guys. 1333 01:08:09,887 --> 01:08:11,847 -MARSHALL: Rabbi. -Oh, Marshall. 1334 01:08:12,247 --> 01:08:13,287 Okay. 1335 01:08:15,687 --> 01:08:16,847 BOY: All right, guys. 1336 01:08:16,927 --> 01:08:18,047 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1337 01:08:18,167 --> 01:08:19,767 All right. Ready? 1338 01:08:24,007 --> 01:08:25,687 ALEX: Nice, Stick. 1339 01:08:26,487 --> 01:08:28,647 -Okay! -(CHEERING) 1340 01:08:28,727 --> 01:08:29,807 Hey! 1341 01:08:30,567 --> 01:08:32,367 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1342 01:08:33,887 --> 01:08:35,127 Good "D"! 1343 01:08:37,527 --> 01:08:38,927 (CROWD BOOING) 1344 01:08:39,007 --> 01:08:40,167 Break! 1345 01:08:40,527 --> 01:08:42,167 Defense, boys, defense. 1346 01:08:42,367 --> 01:08:44,127 BOY: Throw it here! 1347 01:08:46,687 --> 01:08:47,887 (BUZZER) 1348 01:08:49,447 --> 01:08:51,007 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1349 01:08:55,567 --> 01:08:56,807 (BUZZER) 1350 01:08:58,007 --> 01:08:59,527 ALL: Go, Lions! 1351 01:09:00,167 --> 01:09:01,727 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1352 01:09:04,327 --> 01:09:05,407 Yeah! 1353 01:09:05,487 --> 01:09:07,647 I love you, Rebekah Bloomberg! 1354 01:09:09,727 --> 01:09:11,127 ALEX: Press! 1355 01:09:14,327 --> 01:09:15,567 (BUZZER) 1356 01:09:19,127 --> 01:09:20,327 (BUZZER) 1357 01:09:28,967 --> 01:09:30,247 BOY: Come on. Get it, get it! 1358 01:09:30,327 --> 01:09:32,567 ALEX: Come on, guys! Yes! Nice, nice! 1359 01:09:32,647 --> 01:09:34,287 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1360 01:09:34,407 --> 01:09:35,447 Uh! 1361 01:09:35,647 --> 01:09:36,887 (BUZZER) 1362 01:09:36,967 --> 01:09:38,407 -MAN: Time expired! -I saw that! 1363 01:09:38,487 --> 01:09:39,727 Alex will shoot two free throws! 1364 01:09:39,807 --> 01:09:41,847 JOKER: All right, Al. You can do this. 1365 01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:43,807 STICK: Come on, Schlots. 1366 01:09:43,887 --> 01:09:45,367 Hey, Schlots! 1367 01:09:45,447 --> 01:09:47,727 (WHISPERING) Shh! Be quiet! Shh! 1368 01:09:51,327 --> 01:09:52,447 Yeah! 1369 01:09:58,007 --> 01:09:59,367 BOY: Do it! 1370 01:09:59,767 --> 01:10:01,047 (SCATTERED CHEERS) 1371 01:10:01,127 --> 01:10:03,727 -CHEERLEADERS: We got spirit. Yes, we do. -Come on. 1372 01:10:03,807 --> 01:10:05,927 We got spirit. How about you? 1373 01:10:08,967 --> 01:10:10,287 (CHEERING) 1374 01:10:11,327 --> 01:10:12,407 Yes! 1375 01:10:12,527 --> 01:10:14,287 We did it! We did it! 1376 01:10:14,487 --> 01:10:16,647 -We did it! -Yeah! 1377 01:10:16,727 --> 01:10:18,567 We're going to the finals! 1378 01:10:18,647 --> 01:10:20,487 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1379 01:10:25,367 --> 01:10:27,407 (TELEPHONE RINGING IN BACKGROUND) 1380 01:10:27,487 --> 01:10:28,567 Alex. 1381 01:10:30,167 --> 01:10:32,087 -(RING) -(SIGHS) 1382 01:10:32,167 --> 01:10:34,287 Mom, I'm proud of you being a doctor. 1383 01:10:34,367 --> 01:10:35,687 Thank you. 1384 01:10:37,007 --> 01:10:38,407 How'd you do? 1385 01:10:38,487 --> 01:10:39,567 (SIGHS) 1386 01:10:39,647 --> 01:10:40,727 We won. 1387 01:10:40,847 --> 01:10:42,567 We're in the finals. 1388 01:10:43,487 --> 01:10:45,087 Congratulations. 1389 01:10:48,167 --> 01:10:49,767 Why don't you trust me? 1390 01:10:49,847 --> 01:10:51,967 What makes you think I don't? 1391 01:10:52,767 --> 01:10:55,127 You can't accept me being anything but a doctor. 1392 01:10:55,207 --> 01:10:57,847 Honey, I just want what's best for you. 1393 01:10:57,927 --> 01:10:59,847 Look, being a doctor is what's best for you, 1394 01:11:00,367 --> 01:11:02,607 -Maybe not for me. -Alex-- 1395 01:11:02,687 --> 01:11:04,687 Look, I'm not an idiot, okay? 1396 01:11:05,007 --> 01:11:08,287 I know the chances of me playing professional ball are long-- 1397 01:11:08,367 --> 01:11:09,927 Maybe even impossible-- 1398 01:11:10,007 --> 01:11:11,767 But I still want you to be proud of me. 1399 01:11:11,847 --> 01:11:12,967 I am. 1400 01:11:18,047 --> 01:11:19,767 At your Bar Mitzvah, 1401 01:11:19,847 --> 01:11:22,487 you took a step toward becoming a man. 1402 01:11:23,047 --> 01:11:25,127 But it was also a step for me-- 1403 01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:27,047 A step toward... 1404 01:11:28,367 --> 01:11:29,767 Letting go. 1405 01:11:30,087 --> 01:11:32,727 And that can be as hard as growing up. 1406 01:11:33,887 --> 01:11:35,887 So help me to understand. 1407 01:11:38,847 --> 01:11:41,567 What...What does basketball mean to you? 1408 01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:49,687 Okay, it's like this... 1409 01:11:51,567 --> 01:11:54,087 When I've got the ball in my hand... 1410 01:11:54,247 --> 01:11:56,567 And I'm heading down the court... 1411 01:11:58,247 --> 01:12:00,767 Everything around me just disappears. 1412 01:12:00,927 --> 01:12:03,687 Nothing else exists except for me and the ball. 1413 01:12:03,767 --> 01:12:05,687 It's like my whole entire life 1414 01:12:05,807 --> 01:12:08,327 is just wrapped up in the one moment, 1415 01:12:08,767 --> 01:12:10,687 one pure moment in time 1416 01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:12,687 when it seems like the ball 1417 01:12:12,767 --> 01:12:14,687 just flies off my hands 1418 01:12:15,407 --> 01:12:17,447 and swishes into the net. 1419 01:12:22,007 --> 01:12:23,847 WOMAN ON TV: Severe thunderstorms are expected 1420 01:12:23,927 --> 01:12:25,527 To blanket the Philadelphia area 1421 01:12:25,607 --> 01:12:27,367 tomorrow afternoon and evening. 1422 01:12:27,447 --> 01:12:30,287 Gusts up to 40 miles an hour are expected. 1423 01:12:31,927 --> 01:12:33,167 (SIGHS) 1424 01:12:35,447 --> 01:12:36,647 (SIGHS) 1425 01:12:40,447 --> 01:12:42,207 Hey, sweetie. How you doing? 1426 01:12:42,287 --> 01:12:44,207 My knees are killing me. 1427 01:12:44,287 --> 01:12:45,487 (SIGHS) 1428 01:12:46,127 --> 01:12:48,047 The younger guys are out-jumping me, 1429 01:12:48,127 --> 01:12:50,807 but, you know, I still have some moves. 1430 01:12:51,807 --> 01:12:52,927 Yeah. 1431 01:12:54,807 --> 01:12:56,167 Look, um... 1432 01:12:56,287 --> 01:12:58,407 The reason I'm calling is... 1433 01:12:58,967 --> 01:13:01,447 I've been doing some hard thinking. 1434 01:13:02,967 --> 01:13:04,807 And I've got an idea. 1435 01:13:04,967 --> 01:13:06,247 (THUNDER) 1436 01:13:06,567 --> 01:13:07,807 (THUNDER) 1437 01:13:08,487 --> 01:13:09,767 (CHATTER) 1438 01:13:11,647 --> 01:13:12,687 (RAPPING) 1439 01:13:12,767 --> 01:13:14,087 Dreidel, dreidel 1440 01:13:14,167 --> 01:13:15,927 Dreidel, dreidel 1441 01:13:17,807 --> 01:13:19,607 MAN: Do over, do over. 1442 01:13:19,807 --> 01:13:21,167 Yeah! 1443 01:13:21,807 --> 01:13:23,287 MAN 2: Here we go! 1444 01:13:23,367 --> 01:13:25,407 Yeah. Hats. Eugene, Eugene! 1445 01:13:25,847 --> 01:13:27,087 I have some hats. 1446 01:13:27,167 --> 01:13:29,167 Pass them out, pass them out quickly. 1447 01:13:29,247 --> 01:13:31,247 Oh, yes. The Maccabees, huh? 1448 01:13:31,327 --> 01:13:33,767 Larry, Larry, I want you to wear one of our hats. 1449 01:13:33,847 --> 01:13:36,087 Here, Rabbi. Take one of these. 1450 01:13:37,247 --> 01:13:39,167 In case you get too far behind, 1451 01:13:39,247 --> 01:13:40,607 you can surrender. Huh? 1452 01:13:40,687 --> 01:13:41,727 Oh, thank you very much. 1453 01:13:41,807 --> 01:13:43,927 Wear our hat. I'm sure you'll look good in it. 1454 01:13:44,007 --> 01:13:46,407 -Oh, here they come! -Whoo! Whoo! 1455 01:13:48,087 --> 01:13:49,927 Now, playing basketball is my favorite sport 1456 01:13:50,007 --> 01:13:52,767 It don't matter if it's a pickup game or on the court 1457 01:13:52,847 --> 01:13:53,927 We gonna always bring it to ya, huh 1458 01:13:54,007 --> 01:13:55,207 With our first string 1459 01:13:55,287 --> 01:13:56,447 One-on-one, three-on-three 1460 01:13:56,527 --> 01:13:57,927 Or you can bring your whole team 1461 01:13:58,007 --> 01:14:00,287 Get ready for the pain in your aching feet 1462 01:14:00,367 --> 01:14:02,767 And the sound of the crowd when you earn defeat 1463 01:14:02,887 --> 01:14:04,127 Well, nobody had your back 1464 01:14:04,207 --> 01:14:05,447 Not even the guys on your team 1465 01:14:05,527 --> 01:14:06,807 Your cheerleaders gonna be screamin' 1466 01:14:06,887 --> 01:14:07,967 But they screamin' for me 1467 01:14:08,047 --> 01:14:09,167 'Cause I'm the one comin' down 1468 01:14:09,247 --> 01:14:10,407 With the full court miracle 1469 01:14:10,487 --> 01:14:12,487 And the ones with the game 'cause then you're blessed 1470 01:14:12,567 --> 01:14:13,887 You don't hear me, though 1471 01:14:13,967 --> 01:14:15,447 Remember one thing that we all know is true 1472 01:14:15,527 --> 01:14:17,967 Miracles can, do, and will come happen for you 1473 01:14:18,047 --> 01:14:19,647 Whoo dreidel, dreidel 1474 01:14:19,727 --> 01:14:21,007 Dreidel, dreidel 1475 01:14:21,087 --> 01:14:23,287 I made it out of clay, I made it out of clay 1476 01:14:23,367 --> 01:14:24,647 Dreidel, dreidel 1477 01:14:24,727 --> 01:14:25,807 Dreidel, dreidel 1478 01:14:25,887 --> 01:14:27,487 A dreidel I'm-a play 1479 01:14:27,567 --> 01:14:28,967 A dreidel I'm-a play 1480 01:14:29,047 --> 01:14:30,127 Dreidel, dreidel 1481 01:14:30,247 --> 01:14:31,487 Dreidel, dreidel 1482 01:14:31,567 --> 01:14:33,487 Yes, I surely did, oh, yes, I surely did 1483 01:14:33,567 --> 01:14:34,647 Dreidel, dreidel 1484 01:14:34,727 --> 01:14:35,807 Dreidel, dreidel 1485 01:14:35,887 --> 01:14:37,327 It drops and then I win 1486 01:14:37,407 --> 01:14:38,647 It drops and then I win 1487 01:14:38,727 --> 01:14:40,167 Dreidel, dreidel 1488 01:14:40,247 --> 01:14:42,247 -Dreidel, dreidel -Full court miracle 1489 01:14:42,327 --> 01:14:43,927 All right, huddle up! 1490 01:14:44,007 --> 01:14:45,127 Huddle up! 1491 01:14:45,207 --> 01:14:47,927 MAN: Way to go, Lions! Way to go, Lions! 1492 01:14:48,007 --> 01:14:49,247 Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 1493 01:14:49,327 --> 01:14:50,487 (YELLING) 1494 01:14:50,567 --> 01:14:51,687 Good. Hmm! 1495 01:14:51,767 --> 01:14:53,407 (CROWD CHEERING) 1496 01:14:55,167 --> 01:14:58,087 I am so proud of all of you guys. All of you. 1497 01:14:58,167 --> 01:15:00,167 Hey, thank you, Coach Simowitz. 1498 01:15:00,247 --> 01:15:01,327 Or Mister... 1499 01:15:01,407 --> 01:15:03,007 Okay. Carry on. Carry on. 1500 01:15:03,087 --> 01:15:04,167 Okay, thank you. 1501 01:15:04,247 --> 01:15:06,167 All right. Are my dogs ready? 1502 01:15:06,247 --> 01:15:08,607 ALL: Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 1503 01:15:08,927 --> 01:15:10,247 ALEX: This is our doghouse now. 1504 01:15:10,367 --> 01:15:11,687 ALL: Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 1505 01:15:11,767 --> 01:15:13,007 ALEX: We're taking off the leash. 1506 01:15:13,087 --> 01:15:14,327 We're going man to man, 1507 01:15:14,407 --> 01:15:15,447 with a full court... 1508 01:15:15,527 --> 01:15:16,687 ALL: Press! 1509 01:15:16,767 --> 01:15:18,807 All right. Hands in. "Lions" on three. 1510 01:15:18,887 --> 01:15:20,207 ALL: One, two, three! 1511 01:15:20,287 --> 01:15:21,607 Go, Lions! 1512 01:15:23,327 --> 01:15:24,447 ALL: Warriors! 1513 01:15:24,527 --> 01:15:26,007 Warriors, go! 1514 01:15:27,727 --> 01:15:29,607 (CHEERLEADERS CHANTING) 1515 01:15:31,687 --> 01:15:33,567 So you made it to the finals. 1516 01:15:33,647 --> 01:15:35,127 What a surprise. 1517 01:15:35,207 --> 01:15:37,007 First of many, Tyler. 1518 01:15:44,047 --> 01:15:45,527 ALEX: Go, go! 1519 01:15:45,687 --> 01:15:47,487 Yes! All right! Nice! 1520 01:15:47,887 --> 01:15:49,807 -Whoa! -Yes! 1521 01:15:49,887 --> 01:15:51,127 Oh, yeah! 1522 01:15:51,727 --> 01:15:53,647 -Ha ha! -BOY: Defense! 1523 01:15:53,727 --> 01:15:55,807 Julie? Thanks. You know what? 1524 01:15:55,887 --> 01:15:57,807 We can finish this up tomorrow. 1525 01:15:57,887 --> 01:16:00,167 I'll give you a ride to the game. 1526 01:16:00,247 --> 01:16:02,007 I think we should all give Alex another chance. 1527 01:16:02,127 --> 01:16:03,167 Don't you? 1528 01:16:03,247 --> 01:16:04,647 Starting with me. 1529 01:16:04,727 --> 01:16:07,007 Come. I'll drop you off at the school. 1530 01:16:07,087 --> 01:16:09,007 Aren't you going to watch Alex play? 1531 01:16:09,087 --> 01:16:10,887 There's something I have to take care of first. 1532 01:16:11,967 --> 01:16:13,207 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1533 01:16:13,287 --> 01:16:14,967 ALEX: All right, this is it! 1534 01:16:15,047 --> 01:16:16,207 Stick 'em, Stick 'em! 1535 01:16:16,287 --> 01:16:18,287 -On the ball! -Go! 1536 01:16:18,367 --> 01:16:20,167 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1537 01:16:21,367 --> 01:16:22,447 That's okay. 1538 01:16:22,567 --> 01:16:24,247 Box out, box out! 1539 01:16:24,327 --> 01:16:25,567 Go! Go! 1540 01:16:26,167 --> 01:16:27,367 Come on! 1541 01:16:28,407 --> 01:16:29,647 Come on! 1542 01:16:30,007 --> 01:16:31,207 Okay, go! 1543 01:16:31,367 --> 01:16:32,487 Yeah. 1544 01:16:33,127 --> 01:16:34,927 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1545 01:16:36,647 --> 01:16:37,847 Oh, hi! 1546 01:16:37,967 --> 01:16:39,367 Mrs. Klein. 1547 01:16:39,607 --> 01:16:41,407 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1548 01:16:42,207 --> 01:16:43,287 Rebound! 1549 01:16:43,367 --> 01:16:44,487 Yeah! 1550 01:16:44,567 --> 01:16:46,367 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1551 01:16:53,887 --> 01:16:55,767 Defense! Come on! Nice! 1552 01:16:57,127 --> 01:16:58,807 Put it up, Stick. 1553 01:17:00,007 --> 01:17:01,127 Yeah! 1554 01:17:01,207 --> 01:17:02,487 Oh, yeah! 1555 01:17:02,847 --> 01:17:03,887 Yes! 1556 01:17:04,687 --> 01:17:06,167 Yay! Yes! Yes! 1557 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:11,727 CROWD: Defense! 1558 01:17:11,807 --> 01:17:12,927 Defense! 1559 01:17:13,447 --> 01:17:14,727 (THUNDER) 1560 01:17:14,887 --> 01:17:16,167 (THUNDER) 1561 01:17:16,927 --> 01:17:18,247 (CHATTER) 1562 01:17:20,047 --> 01:17:21,927 MAN: What's your name? 1563 01:17:25,527 --> 01:17:27,167 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 1564 01:17:27,247 --> 01:17:28,647 BOY: Thanks. 1565 01:17:30,727 --> 01:17:33,167 GIRL: Would you sign this, please? 1566 01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:35,927 Excuse me. 1567 01:17:36,087 --> 01:17:38,007 I'm looking for a Lamont Carr. 1568 01:17:38,087 --> 01:17:40,327 Lamont? Good guy. We just played him. 1569 01:17:40,407 --> 01:17:42,087 You check inside? 1570 01:17:43,407 --> 01:17:44,767 How tall are you? 1571 01:17:44,847 --> 01:17:46,007 6'9. 1572 01:17:46,087 --> 01:17:47,527 What would you say to someone 1573 01:17:47,607 --> 01:17:50,007 who was 14 years old, 5 feet tall, 1574 01:17:50,647 --> 01:17:52,087 and wants to be in the NBA? 1575 01:17:52,167 --> 01:17:54,087 I'd say sign that boy up. 1576 01:17:54,167 --> 01:17:55,927 He's a big dreamer. 1577 01:17:56,607 --> 01:17:58,687 Can I get an autograph for my son? 1578 01:17:58,767 --> 01:18:00,007 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1579 01:18:00,087 --> 01:18:01,407 Motion 5! 1580 01:18:02,167 --> 01:18:03,447 Motion 5! 1581 01:18:03,887 --> 01:18:05,807 All right! Let's go, let's go! 1582 01:18:05,887 --> 01:18:07,287 Way to play! 1583 01:18:08,287 --> 01:18:09,527 (THUNDER) 1584 01:18:10,807 --> 01:18:12,487 (ELECTRICAL SURGE) 1585 01:18:13,207 --> 01:18:14,447 Let it go, Teej! 1586 01:18:14,527 --> 01:18:15,727 LARRY: Come on, boys! Bring it back up! 1587 01:18:15,847 --> 01:18:17,367 We've only got-- 1588 01:18:17,447 --> 01:18:19,767 -ALEX: What? -(THUNDER) 1589 01:18:19,887 --> 01:18:21,687 BOY: What's going on with the lights? 1590 01:18:21,807 --> 01:18:23,127 ALEX: Guys. 1591 01:18:23,447 --> 01:18:24,767 (YELLING) 1592 01:18:29,967 --> 01:18:31,047 Eugene? 1593 01:18:31,127 --> 01:18:32,367 (THUNDER) 1594 01:18:39,967 --> 01:18:41,287 Mr. Carr. 1595 01:18:42,567 --> 01:18:44,007 What happened? 1596 01:18:44,087 --> 01:18:45,367 I don't know. 1597 01:18:45,447 --> 01:18:46,527 It won't start. 1598 01:18:46,607 --> 01:18:47,847 I have to get to the airport. 1599 01:18:47,927 --> 01:18:49,167 It's got juice. 1600 01:18:49,247 --> 01:18:50,527 I had this thing totally rebuilt. 1601 01:18:50,607 --> 01:18:51,727 It doesn't make sense. 1602 01:18:51,807 --> 01:18:53,127 (THUNDER) 1603 01:18:55,007 --> 01:18:56,487 Maybe it does. 1604 01:18:56,927 --> 01:18:58,407 Try it again. 1605 01:18:58,487 --> 01:19:00,087 Why? Nothing's changed. 1606 01:19:00,167 --> 01:19:01,927 Just try it, please. 1607 01:19:04,527 --> 01:19:05,847 (THUNDER) 1608 01:19:11,527 --> 01:19:13,047 (ENGINE STARTS) 1609 01:19:17,007 --> 01:19:18,487 (HOOD CLOSES) 1610 01:19:19,767 --> 01:19:21,047 I don't get it. 1611 01:19:21,127 --> 01:19:22,807 (ELECTRICAL SURGE) 1612 01:19:23,647 --> 01:19:24,887 (THUNDER) 1613 01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:28,207 I think I'm beginning to. 1614 01:19:31,207 --> 01:19:32,487 (THUNDER) 1615 01:19:34,887 --> 01:19:37,447 I, uh...I called the electrical company 1616 01:19:37,527 --> 01:19:39,127 and because of the storm, 1617 01:19:39,207 --> 01:19:40,407 we won't have power till morning. 1618 01:19:40,487 --> 01:19:42,407 So that means we either-- 1619 01:19:42,487 --> 01:19:45,327 We end the game now. Right? Your team wins. 1620 01:19:45,767 --> 01:19:46,967 -Yes! -No. 1621 01:19:47,367 --> 01:19:50,007 Or--or we start the emergency generator 1622 01:19:51,047 --> 01:19:53,567 and we play until the fuel runs out. 1623 01:19:53,727 --> 01:19:55,447 How much time is that? 1624 01:19:55,567 --> 01:19:56,927 -Eugene! -Huh? 1625 01:19:57,007 --> 01:19:58,047 How much time? 1626 01:19:58,127 --> 01:19:59,727 I teach algebra. 1627 01:20:01,767 --> 01:20:02,887 Here. 1628 01:20:04,247 --> 01:20:06,247 -Not too long. Look. -What? 1629 01:20:06,327 --> 01:20:08,247 The fuel's almost out now. 1630 01:20:08,327 --> 01:20:09,727 -Ha ha ha! -Ow! 1631 01:20:11,007 --> 01:20:13,527 LARRY: Let me get something straight. 1632 01:20:13,607 --> 01:20:15,047 No matter who's ahead-- 1633 01:20:15,727 --> 01:20:18,967 No matter if there's still time left on the clock-- 1634 01:20:19,047 --> 01:20:20,247 Yeah. 1635 01:20:20,327 --> 01:20:22,567 When the generator's stops, the game stops. 1636 01:20:22,647 --> 01:20:24,487 -Yeah. Yeah. -Hey, hey. We get it. 1637 01:20:24,567 --> 01:20:26,927 Just establishing the rules, son. 1638 01:20:27,927 --> 01:20:29,007 Yeah. 1639 01:20:29,767 --> 01:20:31,487 Warriors! Let's go! 1640 01:20:32,767 --> 01:20:34,687 BOY: We're playing. All right? 1641 01:20:34,767 --> 01:20:36,007 SECOND BOY: Come on. Let's go. 1642 01:20:36,087 --> 01:20:37,847 One more quarter. Let's go, guys. 1643 01:20:37,927 --> 01:20:40,607 BOY: Eighteen points behind and hardly any fuel. 1644 01:20:40,687 --> 01:20:42,807 We definitely need a miracle. 1645 01:20:49,727 --> 01:20:51,247 -Whoo! -Yes! Yes! 1646 01:20:51,327 --> 01:20:52,567 Do you hear me? 1647 01:20:52,647 --> 01:20:54,567 All right, boys. Get in there. 1648 01:20:54,647 --> 01:20:56,247 Get in there! All right! 1649 01:20:56,647 --> 01:20:58,167 Come on, boys! 1650 01:20:58,887 --> 01:21:00,287 Come on, everybody! 1651 01:21:00,367 --> 01:21:01,607 Let's go! 1652 01:21:01,687 --> 01:21:03,727 -Let's go, Lions! -Yes! 1653 01:21:03,847 --> 01:21:05,447 ALL: Let's go, Lions! 1654 01:21:05,527 --> 01:21:06,887 (RUMBLING) 1655 01:21:10,647 --> 01:21:12,127 Mr. Simowitz? 1656 01:21:12,207 --> 01:21:14,087 You take it from here! 1657 01:21:16,807 --> 01:21:19,247 Did I mention that I teach algebra? 1658 01:21:26,127 --> 01:21:27,487 (CHEERING) 1659 01:21:30,767 --> 01:21:32,247 Go. Let's go. 1660 01:21:36,727 --> 01:21:39,807 Fifteen minutes? The fuel will run out way before then. 1661 01:21:39,927 --> 01:21:41,487 We better work fast then. 1662 01:21:41,567 --> 01:21:42,647 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1663 01:21:42,727 --> 01:21:44,247 All right, team! Come on, guys! 1664 01:21:44,327 --> 01:21:46,127 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1665 01:21:47,767 --> 01:21:49,207 Get it! Get it! 1666 01:21:49,287 --> 01:21:50,607 (CHEERING) 1667 01:21:53,727 --> 01:21:55,487 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1668 01:21:59,967 --> 01:22:01,727 Yes! Did you see that? 1669 01:22:01,807 --> 01:22:02,927 Yeah! 1670 01:22:07,607 --> 01:22:09,207 BOY: Stay on him! 1671 01:22:11,447 --> 01:22:12,527 Yeah! 1672 01:22:12,927 --> 01:22:15,007 Bring him around, bring him around. 1673 01:22:15,127 --> 01:22:16,767 Go, Joker! Go! Go! 1674 01:22:19,287 --> 01:22:21,287 -Yes! -Yes! 1675 01:22:21,367 --> 01:22:22,447 Yes! 1676 01:22:41,647 --> 01:22:44,127 All right. Stay on him, stay on him. 1677 01:23:04,567 --> 01:23:05,967 Ball! Ball! 1678 01:23:06,127 --> 01:23:07,407 All right! Go, go, go! 1679 01:23:07,487 --> 01:23:09,527 -Go! It's on you! -Yes! 1680 01:23:09,607 --> 01:23:10,847 No! No! 1681 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,327 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1682 01:23:14,207 --> 01:23:15,567 Go, go, go! 1683 01:23:15,807 --> 01:23:17,287 Stay on him! Hands up! 1684 01:23:17,367 --> 01:23:18,807 Go! Yes! Okay! 1685 01:23:19,527 --> 01:23:20,807 Pass it right here. 1686 01:23:20,887 --> 01:23:23,247 Time-out! Time-out! 1687 01:23:23,327 --> 01:23:24,967 -ALEX: Time-out! -BOY: Time, Alex. 1688 01:23:25,047 --> 01:23:26,767 SIMOWITZ: Good, good, quick. 1689 01:23:26,847 --> 01:23:28,927 Lions, here. Huddle, huddle. Quickly, quickly. 1690 01:23:29,007 --> 01:23:30,087 Huddle. Over here. 1691 01:23:30,167 --> 01:23:31,287 Quickly. 1692 01:23:31,407 --> 01:23:33,287 Uh--uh, I've got the answer-- 1693 01:23:33,367 --> 01:23:35,847 The whole fuel flow generator thing. 1694 01:23:36,247 --> 01:23:38,807 I figured out exactly how long it'll keep running. 1695 01:23:38,887 --> 01:23:40,207 -You did? -Yes. 1696 01:23:40,287 --> 01:23:42,207 It was simple calculus, you see. 1697 01:23:42,287 --> 01:23:44,207 I measured the rate of flow 1698 01:23:44,287 --> 01:23:46,287 and then the voltage in the tube. 1699 01:23:46,367 --> 01:23:49,127 Oh, the octane rating and the R.P.M.s. Genius. 1700 01:23:49,207 --> 01:23:50,447 Can you show me? 1701 01:23:50,527 --> 01:23:52,887 Later. Mr. Simowitz, how long do we have? 1702 01:23:52,967 --> 01:23:56,127 SIMOWITZ: Oh. Yes. Well, the generator will run out of fuel 1703 01:23:56,207 --> 01:23:59,047 in exactly-- Oy-- Two minutes and 45 seconds. 1704 01:24:00,207 --> 01:24:01,887 Well, 44 seconds. 1705 01:24:02,847 --> 01:24:04,327 Well, 43 now, because it keeps on every-- 1706 01:24:04,407 --> 01:24:06,167 -Let's go. Come on. -(WHISTLE BLOWS) 1707 01:24:06,247 --> 01:24:08,647 ALEX: Okay. Let's go, let's go, let's go! Hustle! 1708 01:24:10,407 --> 01:24:11,567 Time. 1709 01:24:11,647 --> 01:24:12,887 The time. 1710 01:24:13,167 --> 01:24:14,647 BOY: Defense! 1711 01:24:17,007 --> 01:24:18,167 Time-out! 1712 01:24:18,247 --> 01:24:19,327 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1713 01:24:19,407 --> 01:24:21,407 Tyler, what are you doing? 1714 01:24:26,727 --> 01:24:28,527 Okay. Come here, guys. 1715 01:24:31,927 --> 01:24:33,167 (POPPING) 1716 01:24:39,527 --> 01:24:41,967 We had 'em. We were coming so hard. 1717 01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:43,527 We had 'em. 1718 01:24:43,607 --> 01:24:45,247 I don't get it. Why'd they call a time-out? 1719 01:24:45,327 --> 01:24:46,687 We just had a time-out. 1720 01:24:46,767 --> 01:24:48,687 They're stalling. They want the generator to run out of fuel. 1721 01:24:48,767 --> 01:24:49,807 They're ahead, they win. 1722 01:24:49,887 --> 01:24:51,447 BOY: Can they do that? 1723 01:24:51,527 --> 01:24:53,447 SECOND BOY: That's not fair. We were catching them. 1724 01:24:53,527 --> 01:24:56,007 Can they do that? They can't do that! 1725 01:24:56,087 --> 01:24:57,527 BOY: They just did, man. 1726 01:24:57,607 --> 01:24:59,367 Got five minutes left on the game clock. 1727 01:24:59,447 --> 01:25:01,887 Lions. One minute. One. One minute. 1728 01:25:01,967 --> 01:25:03,727 One minute of fuel. 1729 01:25:07,127 --> 01:25:09,327 (SCATTERED YELLING FROM CROWD) 1730 01:25:11,287 --> 01:25:12,687 (ALEX SIGHS) 1731 01:25:14,007 --> 01:25:15,967 So much for the miracle. 1732 01:25:21,127 --> 01:25:22,447 47 seconds. 1733 01:25:22,767 --> 01:25:23,807 46. 1734 01:25:23,887 --> 01:25:25,207 45. 1735 01:25:25,287 --> 01:25:26,687 I got to... 1736 01:25:29,687 --> 01:25:31,047 42, 41, 40. 1737 01:25:37,647 --> 01:25:38,687 38, 1738 01:25:39,487 --> 01:25:40,527 37. 1739 01:25:46,327 --> 01:25:47,527 That's all? Hmm? 1740 01:25:47,607 --> 01:25:48,847 (THUNDER) 1741 01:25:50,487 --> 01:25:52,407 What's up with my dogs? 1742 01:26:02,647 --> 01:26:03,727 Schlots. 1743 01:26:03,807 --> 01:26:05,127 Hey, guys. 1744 01:26:05,207 --> 01:26:06,567 All right. 1745 01:26:07,847 --> 01:26:09,607 What's the long faces for? 1746 01:26:09,687 --> 01:26:10,807 They beat us. 1747 01:26:10,887 --> 01:26:12,167 Pardon me? 1748 01:26:12,247 --> 01:26:13,927 They took a time-out, they ran down the clock, 1749 01:26:14,007 --> 01:26:15,167 and they beat us. 1750 01:26:15,247 --> 01:26:16,767 I see five minutes left on that clock. 1751 01:26:16,847 --> 01:26:20,287 Yeah. Well, there's less than a minute of fuel left in the generator. 1752 01:26:20,367 --> 01:26:21,447 Says who? 1753 01:26:21,527 --> 01:26:22,767 Who cares? The fuel runs out, 1754 01:26:22,847 --> 01:26:23,967 The game's over. We lose. 1755 01:26:24,047 --> 01:26:25,567 Oh. Oh, I see. 1756 01:26:25,687 --> 01:26:28,167 I see. So, I guess that whole story 1757 01:26:28,367 --> 01:26:30,287 about the Maccabees was made up then, huh? 1758 01:26:30,367 --> 01:26:31,767 How about that part about the light 1759 01:26:31,847 --> 01:26:33,767 in the temple that was burning for eight days? 1760 01:26:33,847 --> 01:26:35,287 I guess that was just made up, too. 1761 01:26:35,367 --> 01:26:36,927 Come on, okay, we're a little too old for fairy tales. 1762 01:26:37,007 --> 01:26:38,247 We're done. 1763 01:26:38,327 --> 01:26:39,967 Twenty seconds! 19... 1764 01:26:40,407 --> 01:26:41,527 18... 1765 01:26:41,607 --> 01:26:42,727 18... 1766 01:26:42,927 --> 01:26:44,047 17... 1767 01:26:44,647 --> 01:26:46,167 Are you done? 1768 01:26:46,247 --> 01:26:47,447 BOY: Yeah! 1769 01:26:47,687 --> 01:26:49,007 (LAUGHTER) 1770 01:26:57,047 --> 01:26:59,087 TYLER: Give it up, Schlots. 1771 01:27:00,047 --> 01:27:01,647 In your dreams, Tyler. 1772 01:27:01,727 --> 01:27:03,087 Ten seconds. 1773 01:27:03,207 --> 01:27:05,647 Nine, eight... 1774 01:27:05,727 --> 01:27:07,287 WARRIORS: Seven, six, 1775 01:27:07,727 --> 01:27:09,047 five, four, three... 1776 01:27:10,767 --> 01:27:11,847 Two... 1777 01:27:12,527 --> 01:27:13,647 One. 1778 01:27:17,287 --> 01:27:19,087 (ENGINE CUTTING OFF) 1779 01:27:23,247 --> 01:27:24,487 (THUNDER) 1780 01:27:27,407 --> 01:27:28,487 Yeah! 1781 01:27:28,567 --> 01:27:29,927 We win it! 1782 01:27:30,567 --> 01:27:31,807 Whoo-hoo! 1783 01:27:34,407 --> 01:27:35,687 (THUNDER) 1784 01:27:36,207 --> 01:27:37,567 Yes! Ha ha! 1785 01:27:45,767 --> 01:27:47,407 BOY: Yes! Ha ha! 1786 01:27:48,367 --> 01:27:49,687 Whoo-hoo! 1787 01:27:49,767 --> 01:27:50,887 Yeah! 1788 01:27:55,047 --> 01:27:56,567 (CROWD CHEERING) 1789 01:27:56,647 --> 01:27:58,567 Let's go, dogs! Get out there! 1790 01:27:58,647 --> 01:27:59,927 Come on! 1791 01:28:00,527 --> 01:28:01,687 Go! 1792 01:28:01,767 --> 01:28:03,047 This is our time! 1793 01:28:03,127 --> 01:28:04,207 Right now! 1794 01:28:04,287 --> 01:28:05,687 Aah! 1795 01:28:05,807 --> 01:28:07,087 (YELLING) 1796 01:28:07,327 --> 01:28:08,687 Ohh! 1797 01:28:08,767 --> 01:28:11,167 LAMONT: There you go! There you go! 1798 01:28:14,407 --> 01:28:15,927 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1799 01:28:16,007 --> 01:28:17,207 ALEX: Okay! All right! 1800 01:28:17,287 --> 01:28:19,087 Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 1801 01:28:19,527 --> 01:28:20,847 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1802 01:28:20,927 --> 01:28:22,687 BOY: Defense! Defense! 1803 01:28:22,767 --> 01:28:24,567 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1804 01:28:31,727 --> 01:28:33,047 (CHEERING) 1805 01:28:34,807 --> 01:28:37,247 ALEX: All right, guys. This is it. 1806 01:28:42,207 --> 01:28:43,887 Quick. T.J.! T.J.! 1807 01:28:46,727 --> 01:28:48,047 (CHEERING) 1808 01:28:49,887 --> 01:28:51,607 (ELECTRICAL SURGES) 1809 01:28:58,167 --> 01:28:59,847 Shake some booty! 1810 01:28:59,927 --> 01:29:01,607 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1811 01:29:01,687 --> 01:29:03,887 -All right. -MAN: Hustle! Hustle! 1812 01:29:05,127 --> 01:29:07,647 LAMONT: Go down! Go down! Set it up! 1813 01:29:08,527 --> 01:29:09,767 Come on! 1814 01:29:09,927 --> 01:29:11,727 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1815 01:29:25,527 --> 01:29:27,287 That's all right. Don't worry about it. 1816 01:29:27,367 --> 01:29:29,167 MAN: Hustle! Hustle! 1817 01:29:30,327 --> 01:29:32,127 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1818 01:29:32,327 --> 01:29:33,847 -Yes! -All right! 1819 01:29:35,367 --> 01:29:36,727 (WHIRRING) 1820 01:29:39,047 --> 01:29:40,287 (YELLING) 1821 01:29:42,247 --> 01:29:44,127 BOY: Come on! Come on! 1822 01:29:45,727 --> 01:29:46,807 Yeah! 1823 01:29:59,127 --> 01:30:00,607 You can do it! 1824 01:30:01,527 --> 01:30:03,247 MARSHALL: Come on, Alex! 1825 01:30:03,327 --> 01:30:04,487 LAMONT: Come down. 1826 01:30:04,567 --> 01:30:05,847 (SURGING) 1827 01:30:10,207 --> 01:30:11,607 -(BASKETBALL BOUNCING) -ALEX: All right! 1828 01:30:11,687 --> 01:30:12,807 (SURGING) 1829 01:30:12,887 --> 01:30:14,207 Seconds left, boys! Come on! 1830 01:30:14,287 --> 01:30:16,087 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1831 01:30:16,887 --> 01:30:18,007 Watch the clock! 1832 01:30:18,087 --> 01:30:19,967 Alex, watch the clock! 1833 01:30:20,167 --> 01:30:21,447 COACH: You got 'em! 1834 01:30:21,567 --> 01:30:24,047 -Knock them down! -Come on, Alex. 1835 01:30:24,207 --> 01:30:25,527 Come on, Alex. 1836 01:30:25,607 --> 01:30:26,647 MAN: Shoot! 1837 01:30:26,727 --> 01:30:28,927 Come on. We have no time left. 1838 01:30:29,047 --> 01:30:30,407 (YELLING) 1839 01:30:30,487 --> 01:30:31,647 Shoot! 1840 01:30:32,167 --> 01:30:33,967 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1841 01:30:39,807 --> 01:30:40,847 No! 1842 01:31:06,647 --> 01:31:07,767 Yeah! 1843 01:31:07,847 --> 01:31:08,887 BOY: Nice shot! 1844 01:31:08,967 --> 01:31:10,807 (OVERLAPPING YELLING) 1845 01:31:14,727 --> 01:31:15,847 We just won! 1846 01:31:15,927 --> 01:31:17,287 (LAUGHING) 1847 01:31:17,647 --> 01:31:19,167 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1848 01:31:19,487 --> 01:31:20,807 (CHEERING) 1849 01:31:21,047 --> 01:31:23,767 We're the champions! We're the champions! 1850 01:31:24,167 --> 01:31:25,487 (CHEERING) 1851 01:31:27,047 --> 01:31:28,647 Congratulations. 1852 01:31:30,967 --> 01:31:32,647 I made it! You won! 1853 01:31:32,727 --> 01:31:33,967 MAN: Hoo hoo hoo hoo! 1854 01:31:34,527 --> 01:31:36,167 BOY: Yes! Ha ha! 1855 01:31:47,567 --> 01:31:49,087 Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 1856 01:31:49,167 --> 01:31:50,247 Yeah! 1857 01:31:50,687 --> 01:31:51,927 (THUNDER) 1858 01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:53,847 Look, baby, number one. 1859 01:31:54,607 --> 01:31:55,687 Yay! 1860 01:31:56,047 --> 01:31:57,847 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1861 01:31:58,247 --> 01:32:00,087 Aw, you were fantastic! 1862 01:32:01,207 --> 01:32:03,447 -Thank you, doctor. -You're welcome. 1863 01:32:03,527 --> 01:32:05,607 My van stalled on the way to the airport. 1864 01:32:05,687 --> 01:32:07,567 Your mom agreed to meet the plane 1865 01:32:07,647 --> 01:32:09,767 So I can bail you sorry dogs out. 1866 01:32:09,847 --> 01:32:11,127 The plane? Whose plane? 1867 01:32:11,207 --> 01:32:12,567 BOY: Daddy! 1868 01:32:16,527 --> 01:32:17,967 Thanks, Mom. 1869 01:32:19,967 --> 01:32:21,207 CYNTHIA: You are welcome. 1870 01:32:21,287 --> 01:32:23,247 But you know what, I still say education is important. 1871 01:32:23,327 --> 01:32:25,847 I still see a doctor in your future. 1872 01:32:26,967 --> 01:32:28,967 Aw. Maybe it's a Doctor J. 1873 01:32:29,047 --> 01:32:30,567 MARSHALL: All right! 1874 01:32:30,647 --> 01:32:33,127 CYNTHIA: Of course, that's only if I can convince Rabbi Lewis 1875 01:32:33,207 --> 01:32:35,327 to hire Lamont as a full-time coach. 1876 01:32:35,407 --> 01:32:36,487 You'd do that? 1877 01:32:36,567 --> 01:32:39,407 We got to keep this mojo thing going, right? 1878 01:32:39,567 --> 01:32:41,167 Well, what about the Sixers? 1879 01:32:41,247 --> 01:32:44,567 Well, sometimes you got to listen to your new dreams, 1880 01:32:44,887 --> 01:32:47,927 bad knees, and my little boy who needs his dad. 1881 01:32:52,167 --> 01:32:53,927 (SINGING IN HEBREW) 1882 01:32:54,007 --> 01:32:55,167 RABBI LEWIS: And so each year, 1883 01:32:55,247 --> 01:32:56,847 when the days grow short 1884 01:32:56,927 --> 01:32:58,847 and night threatens to overwhelm, 1885 01:32:58,927 --> 01:33:00,687 we light the menorah 1886 01:33:00,767 --> 01:33:03,607 to remember the courage of the Maccabees-- 1887 01:33:05,407 --> 01:33:06,927 But even more, 1888 01:33:07,007 --> 01:33:08,287 to celebrate the light 1889 01:33:08,407 --> 01:33:10,927 that miraculously burned for eight days-- 1890 01:33:11,447 --> 01:33:14,807 The light that continues to deliver us from darkness, 1891 01:33:17,287 --> 01:33:19,207 to illuminate our dreams, 1892 01:33:19,287 --> 01:33:21,447 to turn strangers into friends 1893 01:33:23,247 --> 01:33:25,567 and to shine as a beacon of hope 1894 01:33:25,647 --> 01:33:27,327 to all the world.